Ping Vista Peeps - Which AV and Spyware

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Onideus said:
Frank wrote:
PerfectReign wrote:

PerfectReign wrote:

Okay, since I'm delving into the dark pit that is Wintendo vista on
my new
lappie (of course I'll setup dual boot SUSE afterwards) I need to know
which AV y'all recommend.

On my Win2K system I have Avast! and did use AVG. Any luck with
these on
Vista?

The laptop is "installing software" as I write this.

Well, since no one is answering - and I have Vista up and running - I
downloaded and installed Avast!

How quaint - it asked me to reboot after installing. I'm suprised NT
still does that.

(Starting to miss linux already....)

Oh really? How strange then, cause when I installed Ubuntu and it
downloaded the 122+ security updates, it then told me to re-boot the
computer!
I went back to a real os...Vista.
Frank
Bullshit. Ubuntu recommended a reboot but it isn't required.

And at no point did your [snip]

Yeah. Getting advice from OMH about Linux. That'll happen. Du<COCK SLAP>

Child, I SHIT more technical understanding and knowlege than you will
ever even hope to have in your entire ****witted, meandering little
NONexistence.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
Onideus said:
On Sun, 20 May 2007 19:02:18 GMT, BigNetBuy

Frank wrote:
PerfectReign wrote:

PerfectReign wrote:

Okay, since I'm delving into the dark pit that is Wintendo vista on
my new
lappie (of course I'll setup dual boot SUSE afterwards) I need to know
which AV y'all recommend.

On my Win2K system I have Avast! and did use AVG. Any luck with
these on
Vista?

The laptop is "installing software" as I write this.
Well, since no one is answering - and I have Vista up and running - I
downloaded and installed Avast!

How quaint - it asked me to reboot after installing. I'm suprised NT
still does that.

(Starting to miss linux already....)

Oh really? How strange then, cause when I installed Ubuntu and it
downloaded the 122+ security updates, it then told me to re-boot the
computer!
I went back to a real os...Vista.
Frank
Bullshit. Ubuntu recommended a reboot but it isn't required.
And at no point did your [snip]
Yeah. Getting advice from OMH about Linux. That'll happen. Du<COCK SLAP>

Child, I SHIT more technical understanding and knowlege than you will
ever even hope to have in your entire ****witted, meandering little
NONexistence.

and yet your websites look like such shit. why?


--
- Dean

Certified Owner of Jade's Panties and Chief Lesbian Officer of AHM

"Our Sun solution helps researchers work faster--and better. " --New
Sun Fanboi

"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali
 
Onideus said:
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
On Sun, 20 May 2007 19:02:18 GMT, BigNetBuy

Frank wrote:
PerfectReign wrote:

PerfectReign wrote:

Okay, since I'm delving into the dark pit that is Wintendo vista on
my new
lappie (of course I'll setup dual boot SUSE afterwards) I need to know
which AV y'all recommend.

On my Win2K system I have Avast! and did use AVG. Any luck with
these on
Vista?

The laptop is "installing software" as I write this.
Well, since no one is answering - and I have Vista up and running - I
downloaded and installed Avast!

How quaint - it asked me to reboot after installing. I'm suprised NT
still does that.

(Starting to miss linux already....)

Oh really? How strange then, cause when I installed Ubuntu and it
downloaded the 122+ security updates, it then told me to re-boot the
computer!
I went back to a real os...Vista.
Frank
Bullshit. Ubuntu recommended a reboot but it isn't required.
And at no point did your [snip]
Yeah. Getting advice from OMH about Linux. That'll happen. Du<COCK SLAP>

Child, I SHIT more technical understanding and knowlege than you will
ever even hope to have in your entire ****witted, meandering little
NONexistence.

and yet your websites look like such shit. why?

The quarter MILLION visitors my sites rack up on a monthly basis seem
to bitch slap you otherwise. As do all the emails, comments, posts,
blogs, threads, etc that claim the opposite or your failing
stance...then again none of those people are angsty little unproducing
****wits reaching for verbal attempts at online retribution like
yourself.

You could never even ****ing dream of having enough knowledge and
expertise to produce web sites as advanced and imaginative as mine.
Covet it, bitch.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
ByteCoder in a fit of rage spewed
$TU1.680@trnddc07:
[...]
One positive note: Office 2007 has some nice features. Word, in
particular. One feature that jumped out was creating tables. A bit
of a shock to adjust to ribbons...but (never thought I'd say this)
I'd buy a copy of Office 2007.

Creating tables is one of the best features of Office 2007?!? I'll
have to see that to believe it.
Sure, it's easy, put a couple of legs under the box, and you get a
real expensive, but small, coffee table.

Isn't that what the DVD-drive is for?
 
It just doesn't matter what you ever say.

I am right. Period.

Go whip out some on-demand java app, you worthless ****ing code monkey. lol


--
- Dean

Certified Owner of Jade's Panties and Chief Lesbian Officer of AHM

"Our Sun solution helps researchers work faster--and better. " --New
Sun Fanboi

"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali
 
BigNetBuy said:
Any free A/V should work. :D

Yeah, Avast! seems to be working well. It hasn't bluescreened yet. This
is an improvement over XP, which pretty much bluescreens on me weekly.
(I have this experience on at least a half-dozen XP systems.)

Similar results when I dabbled with Vista. Installing drivers,
installing printers, and even changing network settings from static IP
to DHCP all required a reboot. Whether it was specific to my system or
wide-spread, don't know.

Of course, keep in mind this is still Windows NT (a.k.a. OS/2), just
with a new shell.

One positive note: Office 2007 has some nice features. Word, in
particular. One feature that jumped out was creating tables. A bit of
a shock to adjust to ribbons...but (never thought I'd say this) I'd buy
a copy of Office 2007.

I like Office 2007. It is almost as nice as Office 97. Maybe I just need
a ten-year wait between versions. What I really like is the fact that my
spreadsheets are no longer limited to 65500 rows.

Still, I just downloaded the 10.2 DVD of SUSE. I plan to install it in
another partition.

Turns out, one of my co-workers has the same laptop as I. They run
Groupwise, Zen and other Novell services. His laptop has two hard
drives. the first is SLED 10 with XEN running XP and Vista. The second
is SUSE 10.2 all by itself....


.....and I thought I was Linux-happy!
 
It ju<COCK SLAP>

I'll let you know when you're worth acknowledging as a sentient
presence.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
ke<COCK SLAP>

Not yet, Stupid. Yer a lil slow, so I guess this concept will take
some time.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
If y<COCK SLAP>

Alright, corner time for you young lady!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
PerfectReign said:
Yeah, Avast! seems to be working well. It hasn't bluescreened yet. This
is an improvement over XP, which pretty much bluescreens on me weekly.
(I have this experience on at least a half-dozen XP systems.)
Have you ever thought that maybe it's just you? I'm no windows lover but
in the 5 years or so that I have been using XP on my work machines
(Dells) I have only bluescreened XP once, and that was due to what I
think was bad CD writing software.
 

Don't make me smack you again little girl.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
Don't make me smack you again little girl.

How's that spam filter working for you? ROTFL

--
- Dean

Certified Owner of Jade's Panties and Chief Lesbian Officer of AHM

"Our Sun solution helps researchers work faster--and better. " --New
Sun Fanboi

"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali
 
How's that spam filter working for you? ROTFL

How's that obsessing over the Mad Hatter thing working out for you?
Poor pathetic loser, desperately trying to latch onto your betters in
any way you can. It's REALLY fun kicking retards like you in the
head, makes you that much more frothy and obsessive.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
How's that spam filter working for you? ROTFL

How's that obsessing [snip]

Your "tech" was lol funny. Spam filters. ROTFL. What's next? you
gonna invent HTML and teh web browser?


--
- Dean

Certified Owner of Jade's Panties and Chief Lesbian Officer of AHM

"Our Sun solution helps researchers work faster--and better. " --New
Sun Fanboi

"{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. He sluts his wrath all over the place."
- John
Boyd
"BNB is a lying buffoon. making up fairy tales about clown
applications..." -
KiwiRock

http://members.aol.com/bignetbuy/clown.txt

"How come you're so sweet?" --Kali
 
Your "tech" was lol funny. Spam filters. ROTFL. What's next? you
gonna invent HTML and teh web browser?

Reading is teh HARD for you, innt BigNetBitch?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
 
Onideus said:
Reading is teh HARD for you, innt BigNetBitch?

Oh, I got it. You thought you were a ****ing rocket scientist with your
"hatter tech" spam filters. A webform was too hard for you? Maybe
those code monkeys in Romania are better than you too.


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