OT: Let's get some t-shirt ideas for .NET and/or Agile

[Cool Guy]

Anyway, 90% of the t-shirts were geared towards Linux or gaming.
Personally, I'm not much for wearing a penguin.

Must one be anti-Linux to join Microsoft? Or does working for Microsoft
make one anti-Linux?

 

[SP]

Kinda off topic...
I'd like to get a list of fun messages that you have seen, or would like
to
see, on a t-shirt highlighting .Net development and/or agile methods.
I'll
present the list to some T-Shirt companies to get them thinking. (e.g.
you
don't get to keep them. All of this stuff goes to public domain except
for
registered trademarks).

Try to avoid trademarks.
Go for plays on words, or simply have fun with syntax.
Double meanings are encouraged.
Take everything with a grain of salt.
It is OK to offend a few geeks.

"Extremely Agile - Change Without Fear" (using the look of a Fragile
sticker)
"My boss took this job because he thought they wanted Pest Driven
Development" or "I took this job..."
Orange bar across t-shirt - "In Between Tests"
Green bar on one side of t-shirt, red bar on the other - no words
"Ask me about my sustainable pace"
"I'll show you my unit tests if you show me yours"
"Ask me for agile demonstration"
"I refactor, you wanna join me?"
"I Pair With" with arrows pointing in different directions

Regards,

SP

 

[Nick Malik [Microsoft]]

if you worked in a Solaris shop, would you wear a .Net T-Shirt?

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Disclaimer: Opinions expressed in this forum are my own, and not
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I do not answer questions on behalf of my employer. I'm just a
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[Brandon Potter]

"I'm Dim."
"No, I don't know what's wrong with your computer at home."
"DllImport sucks."
<xml rocks="true">Who needs a database?<xml />
"I wrote an enterprise level XML workflow system and all I got was this
t-shirt."
"Throw this exception!"
"I'm agile with my longhorn" (hmm)
"I haven't seen sunlight in DateDiff(DateInterval.Day, Now(),
AppSettings("FirstBuildDate")) days."
"programmer-a-am-i.in-addr.arpa"

Brandon

 

[Darious Snell]

This is just an idea that would allow you to use a few of your favorite slogans.
Have fun!



Front of Shirt *****************

outline of textbox - empty
outline of picturebox - empty

Back of Shirt ******************

Public Sub ReadShirt() Handles myShirt.Read

Dim MySlogans(5)

MySlogans(0) = "DotNet: Code for Actual People To Use"
MySlogans(1) = "It's not Refactoring if it doesn't work yet."
MySlogans(2) = "When all else fails, obfuscate"
MySlogans(3) = "Too clear. Please obfuscate."

Randomize()

Dim MyValue As Integer
MyValue = CInt(Int((4 * Rnd())))
MyShirt.Front.Text = MySlogans(MyValue)

MyShirt.Front.Logo = Microsoft.Net

End Sub

 

[Darious Snell]

Oh yeah, and get my dimension right ;-)

This is just an idea that would allow you to use a few of your favorite slogans.
Have fun!



Front of Shirt *****************

outline of textbox - empty
outline of picturebox - empty

Back of Shirt ******************

Public Sub ReadShirt() Handles myShirt.Read

Dim MySlogans(5)

MySlogans(0) = "DotNet: Code for Actual People To Use"
MySlogans(1) = "It's not Refactoring if it doesn't work yet."
MySlogans(2) = "When all else fails, obfuscate"
MySlogans(3) = "Too clear. Please obfuscate."

Randomize()

Dim MyValue As Integer
MyValue = CInt(Int((4 * Rnd())))
MyShirt.Front.Text = MySlogans(MyValue)

MyShirt.Front.Logo = Microsoft.Net

End Sub

 

[Cool Guy]

if you worked in a Solaris shop, would you wear a .Net T-Shirt?

Maybe I misunderstood you, then. I took "I'm not much for wearing a
penguin," to mean that you wouldn't want to wear one, not that it would be
inapproriate for you to wear one in MS HQ. Did I?

 

[Ken Arway]

Holiday-challenged Programmer:
OCT31 = DEC25

 

[Marc Jennings]

"Keyboard disconnected. Press F1 to continue."

At least we can't blame MS for this one.

 

[Guest]

Here's my one:

Front:
Sick of writig Novel(l)s?

Back:
Ever heard about .NETware?

Greetings from Germany
Patrick

 

[Cor Ligthert]

LOL

 

[Josef Schneider]

I think the mono ( www.go-mono.com ) monkey is pretty cool and would
make a great t-shirt.

 

[BBFrost]

Thanks for the reply. I was beginning to wonder if everyone here had their
sense of humor surgically removed.

 

[Guest]

..NETers have EXCEPTIONal handling

..NETers have the best tools (and they know how to use them)

 

[Peter Proost]

Dim myself as new Genius

I'm a handled exception

maybe when I've had some beers I'll come up with something better

 

[Guest]

I C# people!