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Nick Malik [Microsoft]
Kinda off topic...
I went online today looking for T-shirts to reward an IT team that used
Agile development on a .Net project to build a workflow system using XML...
yada, yada, yada
Anyway, 90% of the t-shirts were geared towards Linux or gaming.
Personally, I'm not much for wearing a penguin.
I'd like to get a list of fun messages that you have seen, or would like to
see, on a t-shirt highlighting .Net development and/or agile methods. I'll
present the list to some T-Shirt companies to get them thinking. (e.g. you
don't get to keep them. All of this stuff goes to public domain except for
registered trademarks).
Try to avoid trademarks.
Go for plays on words, or simply have fun with syntax.
Double meanings are encouraged.
Take everything with a grain of salt.
It is OK to offend a few geeks.
I'll start:
Have you had your Scrum today?
Geek + Life = Agile
Looking for a few good pairs
When all else fails, obfuscate
Test Twice, Code Once
Ask the customer, Ask the customer, Ask the customer
<geek />
Too clear. Please obfuscate.
J*: write once, test everywhere
look# -- feel#
Air# - Land# - C#
JIT Me
VB.Net: when you want to be able to actually read it
We test all job applicants for drug use. If you use Linux, don't bother to
apply
C# Eagle
<IUseXml because="it">works</IUseXml>
Can you obfuscate that for me?
DotNet: Code for Actual People To Use
It's not Refactoring if it doesn't work yet.
Service Packs: The sysadmin's excuse for getting nothing done
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--- Nick Malik [Microsoft]
MCSD, CFPS, Certified Scrummaster
http://blogs.msdn.com/nickmalik
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed in this forum are my own, and not
representative of my employer.
I do not answer questions on behalf of my employer. I'm just a
programmer helping programmers.
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I went online today looking for T-shirts to reward an IT team that used
Agile development on a .Net project to build a workflow system using XML...
yada, yada, yada
Anyway, 90% of the t-shirts were geared towards Linux or gaming.
Personally, I'm not much for wearing a penguin.
I'd like to get a list of fun messages that you have seen, or would like to
see, on a t-shirt highlighting .Net development and/or agile methods. I'll
present the list to some T-Shirt companies to get them thinking. (e.g. you
don't get to keep them. All of this stuff goes to public domain except for
registered trademarks).
Try to avoid trademarks.
Go for plays on words, or simply have fun with syntax.
Double meanings are encouraged.
Take everything with a grain of salt.
It is OK to offend a few geeks.
I'll start:
Have you had your Scrum today?
Geek + Life = Agile
Looking for a few good pairs
When all else fails, obfuscate
Test Twice, Code Once
Ask the customer, Ask the customer, Ask the customer
<geek />
Too clear. Please obfuscate.
J*: write once, test everywhere
look# -- feel#
Air# - Land# - C#
JIT Me
VB.Net: when you want to be able to actually read it
We test all job applicants for drug use. If you use Linux, don't bother to
apply
C# Eagle
<IUseXml because="it">works</IUseXml>
Can you obfuscate that for me?
DotNet: Code for Actual People To Use
It's not Refactoring if it doesn't work yet.
Service Packs: The sysadmin's excuse for getting nothing done
--
--- Nick Malik [Microsoft]
MCSD, CFPS, Certified Scrummaster
http://blogs.msdn.com/nickmalik
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed in this forum are my own, and not
representative of my employer.
I do not answer questions on behalf of my employer. I'm just a
programmer helping programmers.
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