OT - Attn: Sugien

L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Hey, Soooooooooooge, you're in today's paper! (The
funnies!)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?G17F23FF5

(Okay, folks -- how many of you thought the same
thing when you read it in the paper this morning? Be
honest.)

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3H4PKRseRzHUwOaEQK9FQCffQeks19sxZKz1Cy4s41ilgZCJVoAn0Cc
XRk4gYnIVV1TtZS/SsC+8u3u
=RuoU
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

As we get closer to thanksgiving your picture will be
showing up more and more, gobble gobble

Heh, you know that cartoon was you,
Soooooooooooooooge... Comon, how many of your
real-life friends -- the one you sent the animated gif
of you jerking off your (purported) 18" schlong to --
*also* sent you that Dilbert cartoon from today's
paper?

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3IO+KRseRzHUwOaEQK9xwCgzMwaTkSNE/wZpB8sml4g3rAv+BYAoKQc
Zpjb6/+8q6L+lJuypsY2NXu3
=yvB/
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
A

Ant

[snip]
... but it is becoming quite apparent that you enjoy wallowing
in the pits of the degradation you seam to have slipped into.

It's quite apparent that she enjoys pulling your chain.
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

It's quite apparent that she enjoys pulling your
chain.

You mean his (purported) 18" schlong? ;-)

(I do it because I *can*.)

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3JCXKRseRzHUwOaEQJ9+ACg2BCZ/6tOLreBIqWhqDxWBvRSUnsAoOaU
xlpT1a8wENh5wd1UBhMijDxe
=04el
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 

Laura said:
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Hey, Soooooooooooge, you're in today's paper! (The
funnies!)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?G17F23FF5

Why do you pick on the guy so?

--
--------------nonoffensive sig.v1.2RC1------------------------
- jayjwa 4 Spammers: mailto: (e-mail address removed)
The New Atr2. PGP/GPG Keys onsite

==Atr2.Ath.Cx: Linux Tough, Powered by Slackware.=============
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

Why do you pick on the guy so?

(Okay, everybody -- in chorus!)

Because I *can*.

(You're the only one who didn't know the answer to
this question, lol.)

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3KgmKRseRzHUwOaEQIItgCgkVg555VCwpd/KEwDzC+ynfisT0YAmgLK
le7QZfjNq+xWCsfwmBFhadzi
=yiMA
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
A

Ant

You mean his (purported) 18" schlong? ;-)

(I do it because I *can*.)

There was a young lady named Laura
Who played with Sugien in these fora.
She pulled on his pud
Cuz she said that she could,
And now it's all over the floor-ah!
 
S

Sugien

Ant said:
There was a young lady named Laura
Who played with Sugien in these fora.
She pulled on his pud
Cuz she said that she could,
And now it's all over the floor-ah!


Not in her wildest dreams, and just the thought of such a disgusting thing
makes my stomach queasy
 
J

Jan Il

Laura Fredericks said:
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1



(Okay, everybody -- in chorus!)

Because I *can*.

(You're the only one who didn't know the answer to
this question, lol.)

Hoolllyyy Coowww! Another stupid 'I can' advertisement brought to you by
another stupid 'I can' jerk. Geez..you'd think that they'd get a new ad
manager with a bit more flare and imagination. This 'I can' stuff is
repeated so much that they sound like an assembly line worker in the Petuna
catfood cannery with repetitive speach syndrome. Or, worse yet, Martha
Stewart! And, as if it actaully denoted some great technique and level of
skill and intellegence on their part. 'I can' ..Sheesh, so can any one else,
so where's the special talent in that? Now, if they really want to show the
world how smart and clever they are...then why can't they find a way to stop
Swen. Now THAT would be worth gloating about. But, that would mean they
would have stop bottom feeding their brain long enough figure out what Swen
is. Which is actually an electronic outhouse full of s**t, just like they
are, so it should not be too hard for them to figure that one out. All they
need to do is follow thier nose.

Ya'll have a great day now..'k..??

Jan ;-))
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

There was a young lady named Laura
Who played with Sugien in these fora.
She pulled on his pud
Cuz she said that she could,
And now it's all over the floor-ah!

I like that. :)

Perhaps that can be set to music and become the "B"
side for the "Ode to Laura" that Sugien (with help
from 4Q) wrote for me!

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3Osr6RseRzHUwOaEQL+jACgiy918Z53gYXrjtO+nZOwU90IRfAAoK9S
Elw5Qgg1ADh6KUETNDwlJSlV
=LoZe
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

This 'I can' stuff is repeated so much that they
sound like an assembly line worker in the Petuna
catfood cannery with repetitive speach syndrome.

My dear, I'm the OWNER of that cat food company. And
it's called Pussy Delight. Petuna is our international
division, located in Thailand. All canning done by the
local Thais. (If you please.)
...if they really want to show the world how smart
and clever they are... then why can't they find a way
to stop Swen.

(Oh-kay...)

I was wondering why there's so many people bitching
about Swen on usenet... Sobig was bad, too, but there
wasn't this insane frenzy of rants.

Then, I read up on how Swen gets e-mail addys -- one
of the ways being via usenet...

BINGO!

- From what I've seen, because of spam, a good majority
of the more experienced usenetters either munge their
addys, or use fake ones.

Newbies usually DO NOT.

Also, those who go to the av groups (you are HERE) for
help because they've <snicker> already gotten a virus
or worm (usually by clicking on an attachment from an
unknown source, or via unsafe settings in Outlook or
Outlook Express) do not munge their e-mail addys,
either.

Swen also extracts e-mail addys from the addressbooks
of people that have already been affected...

Now, who's going to be in the addressbooks of idiots?

OTHER IDIOTS.

So, who are all these screaming, ranting idiots on
usenet since the Swen outbreak?

The same people who don't RTFM.

The same people who are "too busy" to find out how to
use a computer.

And the very same people who think it's their ISP's
responsibility to be mommy and filter their e-mail.
(It's *not*. It's YOURS. Though I have no problem if
an ISP offers this as an *option*; as long as it's not
automatic. It's all 'bout privacy, ya know?)

You're not seeing too many complaints from the
regulars, here, about Swen -- are you? ;-)

I haven't gotten any at all. Of course, my usenet addy
has always been munged. (Years ago, before I ever made
my first post, I read up about usenet. Lurked several
groups, before I made a post. Got a feel for the
groups, the regulars, etc. etc. etc.)

Now, I *did* get about 1,500 copies of Sobig -- to an
addy at one of the domains I manage.

But, since I use an mail notifier with filters*, I
didn't see them after I set up the filters. (I know it
was about 1,500, because the program keeps a log.)
They were deleted directly off the server, so they
didn't take up any space. (I keep the notifier running
24/7. Yes, I have adsl, but I also kept it running
when I was on dial-up. At work, too... Checking for
new mail every five minutes.)

*Magic Mail Monitor (absolutely the best!)
http://mmm3.sourceforge.net/
(Open source, so it's freeware.)
Ya'll have a great day now..'k..??

Love ya, too.

The link to join my fan club* is over THERE -->

*Make sure to use a valid e-mail addy, when you apply
for membership. <snicker>

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3PQX6RseRzHUwOaEQKgOwCeMrvnYdVghld4fWghRVb3gSKS7EcAnjiC
1Lh35/Ye19lcMK71y+9vUI3s
=y/oc
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
J

Jan Il

Laura Fredericks said:
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

The link to join my fan club* is over THERE -->

*Make sure to use a valid e-mail addy, when you apply
for membership. <snicker>

Well, thanks for the personal invite, but, I only join fan clubs of those I
can respect and admire, and can look to as a positive role model. So, if
ya'll don't mind, I think have to pass on your offer.

Thanks anyway! :)

Ya'll have a good'n!
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

...I only join fan clubs of those I can respect and
admire, and can look to as a positive role model.

It's the "role models" who turn out to be the biggest
offenders.

Priests. Teachers. Athletes. Childcare workers.
Politicians. Etc. etc. etc.

So you keep on respecting and admiring your positive
role models. Me? I'm a little more realistic.

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3SBfKRseRzHUwOaEQI5RwCgoPYAekEbVnoKVbKvhSX37bRa1/kAn0hp
tpJ78C2GkjWHcuvTKDUw5rgi
=IxXg
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
A

Ant

Perhaps that can be set to music and become the "B"
side for the "Ode to Laura" that Sugien (with help
from 4Q) wrote for me!

The limericks I've heard sung go something like this
(best viewed in a mono-spaced font):

There was a young la-dy named Lau-ra
C E E E E D C D F
Who played with Su-gien in these fo-ra.
D F F F F E D E G
She pulled on his pud
E G G G G
Cuz she said that she could,
F E F F F F-E
And now it's all o-ver the floor-ah!
D E G C D C B D C
 

Laura said:
I was wondering why there's so many people bitching
about Swen on usenet... Sobig was bad, too, but there
wasn't this insane frenzy of rants.

Then, I read up on how Swen gets e-mail addys -- one
of the ways being via usenet...

BINGO!

- From what I've seen, because of spam, a good majority
of the more experienced usenetters either munge their
addys, or use fake ones.

Newbies usually DO NOT.

i.e., that Paul W. Guy that keeps posting his email, wondering why he
got (Laura said:
Also, those who go to the av groups (you are HERE) for
help because they've <snicker> already gotten a virus
or worm (usually by clicking on an attachment from an
unknown source, or via unsafe settings in Outlook or
Outlook Express) do not munge their e-mail addys,
either.

Swen also extracts e-mail addys from the addressbooks
of people that have already been affected...

Now, who's going to be in the addressbooks of idiots?

OTHER IDIOTS.

And the cycle continues!!!
So, who are all these screaming, ranting idiots on
usenet since the Swen outbreak?

The same people who don't RTFM.

The same people who are "too busy" to find out how to
use a computer.

Like I said, Winblows lusers.
And the very same people who think it's their ISP's
responsibility to be mommy and filter their e-mail.
(It's *not*. It's YOURS. Though I have no problem if
an ISP offers this as an *option*; as long as it's not
automatic. It's all 'bout privacy, ya know?)

Let's pretend there was no Swen, and Mr.
It's-their-job-to-filter-my-mail gets an email saying that, starting in
one week, all his mail will be filtered by his ISP- then they'd be
crying privacy infringement!
You're not seeing too many complaints from the
regulars, here, about Swen -- are you? ;-)

I think it's a riot, thanks Begbie! We needed that- was gett'in a might
stale 'round these parts 'dig?
I haven't gotten any at all. Of course, my usenet addy
has always been munged. (Years ago, before I ever made
my first post, I read up about usenet. Lurked several
groups, before I made a post. Got a feel for the
groups, the regulars, etc. etc. etc.)

Now, I *did* get about 1,500 copies of Sobig -- to an
addy at one of the domains I manage.

I missed Sobig, had to download it special delivery
But, since I use an mail notifier with filters*, I
didn't see them after I set up the filters. (I know it
was about 1,500, because the program keeps a log.)
They were deleted directly off the server, so they
didn't take up any space. (I keep the notifier running
24/7. Yes, I have adsl, but I also kept it running
when I was on dial-up. At work, too... Checking for
new mail every five minutes.)

Any half-way decent MUA is going to have filters. I can't see why people
are willing to die for Outhouse Distress! Just dump it if it's not
working. After the first time IE picked up Spyware, back when I had
Windows, I deleted the entire thing off my system and got Mozilla.
Micro$oft wants people to belive that they have the only programs that
will work, or the only ones that are understandable, or that other
companies' programs are too hard to use, too un-developed- that's just
MS way of keeping the $$$ flowing inward.
So there's filters for MUA's and people that run the mail servers can
ban especially bad hosts from mailing them, and reject anything funny
even before it hits the localhosts harddisk. There's just no reason to
be infested with Swen when there's Opensource software, for free even,
that, if config'ed right, will stop worms & spam without any need for
extra protection.


--
--------------nonoffensive sig.v1.2RC1------------------------
- jayjwa 4 Spammers: mailto: (e-mail address removed)
The New Atr2. PGP/GPG Keys onsite

==Atr2.Ath.Cx: Linux Tough, Powered by Slackware.=============
 

Jan said:
I'm really sorry to hear that, Laura, I truly am.




Well...I'll just take your word on that.:)



Well...I'm not really into canned foods, but...hey...the chickens would
probably love to meet ya!

Ya'll take care now...'k...and watch out for the sudden wind gusts with the
umbrella..

Jan :)


It's a Kodac Moment!


--
--------------nonoffensive sig.v1.2RC1------------------------
- jayjwa 4 Spammers: mailto: (e-mail address removed)
The New Atr2. PGP/GPG Keys onsite

==Atr2.Ath.Cx: Linux Tough, Powered by Slackware.=============
 
J

Jan Il

Laura Fredericks said:
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1



It's the "role models" who turn out to be the biggest
offenders.

Priests. Teachers. Athletes. Childcare workers.
Politicians. Etc. etc. etc.

So you keep on respecting and admiring your positive
role models. Me? I'm a little more realistic.

Huh?? Whoa! Afraid you got me mixed up with some fair-haired arm candy.
No,no,no..when I said people I respect and admire, role models types...I was
talking about ..well....my mother...my father...
grandmas...grandpas...Agatha Christi...Mel Gibson...and of course....Miss
Piggy. Sorry to disappoint, but...I'm not just another pretty face....*I*
can totally think too.. ;-)

Glad to hear you're realistic. That's a start...<g>

Jan :)

P.S. Do you *really* own Petuna? Just want to let you know that the
chickens just love it.
 
L

Laura Fredericks

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1

...when I said people I respect and admire, role
models types...I was talking about ..well....my
mother...my father...

I'm happy to hear your parents are perfect. :) Mine
weren't.

Me? I'm more like Mary Poppins... "Practically perfect
in every way." (In a most delightful way.)
...Do you *really* own Petuna?

I'm a lonely little petuna in an onion patch. (So
won't you come and play with me?)

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE-----
Version: PGP 8.0.2
Comment: Because I *can* be.

iQA/AwUBP3T1HKRseRzHUwOaEQKKggCfSX7dQlnikfCFBAmf/2mv0uFhTisAoJJM
GYgM2FvK5B5QUi055NLS/IdQ
=jT3u
-----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

--
Laura Fredericks
PGP key ID - DH/DSS 2048/1024: 0xC753039A

http://www.queenofcyberspace.com/usenet/

Remove CLOTHES to reply.
 
J

Jan Il

Laura Fredericks said:
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1



I'm happy to hear your parents are perfect. :) Mine
weren't.

I'm really sorry to hear that, Laura, I truly am.
Me? I'm more like Mary Poppins... "Practically perfect
in every way." (In a most delightful way.)

Well...I'll just take your word on that.:)
I'm a lonely little petuna in an onion patch. (So
won't you come and play with me?)

Well...I'm not really into canned foods, but...hey...the chickens would
probably love to meet ya!

Ya'll take care now...'k...and watch out for the sudden wind gusts with the
umbrella..

Jan :)
 

Ask a Question

Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?

You'll need to choose a username for the site, which only take a couple of moments. After that, you can post your question and our members will help you out.

Ask a Question

Top