I disagree with you...
Harddisks shutdown for a long time because of inactivity... or they simply
keep on spinning for a long time...
And when they do spin up, they do so slowly... not abruptly.
Harddisks were designed by IBM.
We all know what happens when you try to take on IBM.
You go down burning in flames ! =D
The equivalent of the "water hammer" effect in electronics is reverse
EMF. But were that the problem, a lot more of us would have this
problem. And, while I'm at it, hard drive spin up creates a lot more
reverse EMF than cycle throttling the CPU.
And, yeah, it's a conspiracy. You're not paranoid. The whole world
really is out to get you.