My Broadband Doesn't Work!

[kurttrail]

Does anyone know why?

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[Leythos]

Does anyone know why?

Because your AV product failed and your ISP shut off your account?

 

[kurttrail]

Because your AV product failed and your ISP shut off your account?

Wrong. I stopped using NAV a few years ago, so I don't have to worry
about my AV failing anymore!

Next!

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[Leythos]

Wrong. I stopped using NAV a few years ago, so I don't have to worry
about my AV failing anymore!

I didn't suggest anything about NAV, I wrote AV.

Why have you not thought far enough ahead to contact the ISP and ask
them?

 

[RA]

Does anyone know why?

I have a similar problem. I bought a tabletop fountain last year and it
won't run anymore either. Any idea what's going on with that?

 

[kurttrail]

I have a similar problem. I bought a tabletop fountain last year and
it won't run anymore either. Any idea what's going on with that?

Your cup doesn't runneth over, eh? ;-)

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[kurttrail]

I didn't suggest anything about NAV, I wrote AV.

Yeah, but you wrote about my "AV product failed," and I haven't had to
worry about that since I dumped NAV.

Why have you not thought far enough ahead to contact the ISP and ask
them?

How do you know I haven't?

But the answer to my query is really very simple, and I even sort of
mentioned why in a reply to you in another thread.

This thread is a riddle with a moral.

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[NotMe]

Which of the 4,287,394 possible answers would you like?
My best guess with the inforrmation provided...it's either EBKAC or an
ID-10-T error...

My 8088 8Mhz/324K RAM/20MB HDD/2x5.25 FDD won't run XP, how can I fix that?

 

[RA]

Your cup doesn't runneth over, eh? ;-)

So how well did you and yours survive Wilma?

 

[Leythos]

This thread is a riddle with a moral.

No, it's just another of your "I need attention" threads, there is no
moral in it, just trolling.

 

[Spikey]

Does anyone know why?

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You havent paid your bill!!!

)

 

[kurttrail]

So how well did you and yours survive Wilma?

Very well. It seems that those of us that went through the northern
part of the eye got through it better than those that went through the
southern part of the eye and the southern half of the storm.

Thanks for asking!

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[kurttrail]

Which of the 4,287,394 possible answers would you like?

The easy one, of course.

My best guess with the inforrmation provided...it's either EBKAC or an
ID-10-T error...

Nope, it's a Flinstone problem.

My 8088 8Mhz/324K RAM/20MB HDD/2x5.25 FDD won't run XP, how can I fix
that?

Dual boot.

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[kurttrail]

No, it's just another of your "I need attention" threads, there is no
moral in it, just trolling.

Oh ye of little faith, and absolutely no humor!

And isn't EVERY thread intended to draw attention?

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[Leythos]

Oh ye of little faith, and absolutely no humor!

Oh, come on, I get a real laugh out of you worming your way through
these groups and your ranting about BS and failing to provide helpful
replies to most people.

And isn't EVERY thread intended to draw attention?

In support groups the attention desired is that of help for the topic,
which is different that the attention a troll desires.

 

[kurttrail]

You havent paid your bill!!!

No, but I won't be paying it for the time it ain't workin'.

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[kurttrail]

Oh, come on,

My momma taught me never to go anywhere with you child molester types.

I get a real laugh out of you worming your way through
these groups and your ranting about BS and failing to provide helpful
replies to most people.

Whatever! Your opinion of me is absolutely meaniless.

In support groups the attention desired is that of help for the topic,
which is different that the attention a troll desires.

Well I am not seeking help, just providing an alternative method to help
others. You just need a very little imagination to see. Too bad you
are totally blind when it comes to imagination! ;-)

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[NotMe]

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The easy one, of course.

Put your computer back in the box it came in & call the manufacturer for a
Return Authorization Number.
When they ask why, tell them there is an unrepairable EBKAC.

Nope, it's a Flinstone problem.

Have Fred feed Dino, and tell BamBam to stop boffing Pebbles!.

Dual boot.

Steel toes and pointed toes, but which one goes on which foot?

 

[kurttrail]

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Put your computer back in the box it came in & call the manufacturer
for a Return Authorization Number.
When they ask why, tell them there is an unrepairable EBKAC.

I am my own computer manufacterer, and there is nothing wrong with the
computer, just the broadband internet connection.

Have Fred feed Dino, and tell BamBam to stop boffing Pebbles!.

LOL! Missed the right Flintstone. Ra got it right.

Steel toes and pointed toes, but which one goes on which foot?

The pointed toes always go on the conservative foot.

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Does anyone know why?

Are you using Windoze? If so, then there's your problem.

Ask one of the MVPs how to properly phrase your question if you want help
from them. How else can they send you to a MickeyMouse KB article?

Then again, if you have to ask such a stupid question you must be an idiot
and should figure the problem out yourself.