MS-MVP Moniker

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Kevin

My one way ticket through the Chunnel looks better to be better value by the
day..

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Mike Hall
MVP - Windows Shell/User
 
"What are all the requirements and steps that must be taken to have this
Microsoft approved designation attached to your name ?"

The simple answer is you have to lick Uncle Bills's arse or least degrading thing
you could do is to sleep with another MVP. You must have noticed that Kelly
Korner took all the trouble to patch her face with a lump of plasticine of SP2
to make herself desireable!!!

One MVP (Michael Stevens) is distributing a VIEWKey software so that people can
steal VLKs from public libraries, universities and schools to pirate uncle
Bills's software. So MVP now officially stands for Most Valuable Pirate!!!
 
kurttrail said:
I don't think Steve meant quite that way.

You're right, it was my strange sense of humor surfacing again. Oh well.
What I mean is the silence and staying out of it are only lending to the
false perception of the MVPs being some sort of elite group that is
beyond reproach.
Sometimes by being silent,
the bad egg is enabled to keep going on the wrong path.

Exactly.


Okay, let's leave my interaction with a certain very few MVPs out of all
of this for the moment. There have been times where I've felt that a
certain nameless MVP should have been publically criticized for his
posts by his MVP brethren.

That is the bare essence of what I am saying.

Whenever a non-MVP rides his butt about it then that person gets jumped
on for "insulting an MVP" and whatnot. At least that's what's happened
to me and heck, you get jumped on so often I can't keep track of who's
on the Kurt-trampoline at any given time. :)

It is my observation that there's clearly a misconception about MVPs
here. Heads up folks! MVPs are regular people like me and you that have
the distinction of being recognized by Microsoft for being consitently
helpful in MS communities. That's the key, isn't it? For all of us. Be
helpful. Consistently helpful.
The closest I've seen it happening is when Kelly called the MVP in
question on his inability to follow up in threads he cuts & pastes his
his oft errant replies in.

Yep. I didn't notice him following up on that one, either. I might have
missed it, though. I have some difficulty keeping sync'ed with NG
activity between work and home.
Okay, do all the regulars, MVP & non-MVP, know who I'm talking about?
;-)
Duh.


Hell, I like & respect you Mike, and the vast majority of MVPs I've
crossed paths with,

Same here.
but I have to agree with Steve that the Blue MVP
Wall of Silence needs to be broken on occasion.

I'm not suggesting MVPs publicly outright lambast and shame the guy.
Public criticism/correction accompanied by followup and actual _change_
in behaviour on the part of the one being corrected would be in order I
think. The thing is, this guy shouldn't even be an MVP in the first
place IMO, and how in heck he keeps getting the award is beyond me, but
he might straighten up if what he considers _his_ peers called him on
his BS now and then. I've seen enough MVPs correct and criticize
non-MVPs bozos here lately so I know it's in them to do it. So why hold
back on this particular clown? The obvious answer is because he's an MVP.
And to Steve, I suspect that there are times where MVPs do try to police
their own, but by less public means than in front of the whole group.

I would certainly hope so, but you never know. If it is so then:

1. It hasn't helped, at least not in this case.

2. Doing so in a non-public manner again lends strength to the false
perception of MVPs being an elite group beyond reproach by the attendant
absense of public criticism of one MVP so obviously errant.

People seem to forget that this is a _peer_ group, being awarded an MVP
title doesn't stop one from being a peer, it just means their good
efforts have been officially recognized by MS and they get a title and
some trinkets. An MVP is still one of us and my insistance is that an
MVP be treated as one of us in all regards, including public correction
and criticism.
Okay! I'm ready for the Jews and the Palestinians now! ;-)

LOL! Good luck on that one Kurt! But maybe if you blast `em with your
usual criticism of organized religeons hard enough they'll band together
just to kick yer butt! :)

Me, I'd rather share a coupla cases of brew with some hippies and
rednecks listenin' to Lynyrd Skynyrd and Neil Young albums.

Steve
 
Steve;
Perhaps you need to read my post instead of read into my post.

There is nothing wrong with correcting at the source.
But if you have real issues, the link I gave the correct place in Microsoft.
There are Microsoft people who post here, but they are not the ones in the
link I gave.
They also are not the ones to get a message to if you have a problem with an
MVP.
The link I gave goes directly to where you need to go.
Commenting here to the Microsoft Product Group people is almost pointless
since they are in a different department of Microsoft.
The Microsoft people you see here work with the products and not the MVP
Program, so that comment of mine really does wash.

You seem to have missed part of my post "Posting here only may..."
If you have a legitimate complaint and post only here, it is almost
pointless since the people that can do something will never see your
message.
Criticism, complaining and whining are not the same as you correctly state.
I did not mean it to insult you and I apologize if it sounded that way.
But if there is a legitimate complaint, posting only here can be complaining
or whining if the issue is not taken to a forum where the correct people
have an opportunity to see it.
If there is true incompetence, the mvpga address is the only correct place
if there is a genuine problem.

If you never see corrections, you are not looking.
You also do not see the Email and other forums many MVPs participate in.
If you think there is a secret handshake or something similar, you are
wrong.

If there is a true legitimate problem and you leave it only to Kurt, it can
easily be missed if he is the only one.
Perhaps Kurt did waste his time.
 
Jupiter Jones [MVP] wrote:

If there is a true legitimate problem and you leave it only to Kurt,
it can easily be missed if he is the only one.
Perhaps Kurt did waste his time.

Yep, you are still here going out of your way, changing other peoples
words without their permission. ;-)

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"And I'm not sure about Kelly's baby pic either !! but I guess whoever it was meant for does."

Well in that case consider making one with Kelly!! She has already had a patch of SP2 on her face to make her desireable; I guess this is subjective!! you only have to make sure that she is of child bearing age otherwise the baby might be defective like Uncle Bill's software. you will need 100s of patches to correct it.

Kev
(Fat B@stard in charge of Central Computing Services)
 
Is this list "based on a tried and proven solution"?

Kev
(Fat B@stard in charge of Central Computing Services)
 
Kurt;
I am not sure we understood each other.
My point was that if there is a problem more than one notices and yet only
you critique as appropriate, you may be wasting your time since you would be
the only one with the complaint.
Numbers can add weight to a point while the Lone Ranger often only works in
the movies.
 
Jupiter said:
Kurt;
I am not sure we understood each other.
My point was that if there is a problem more than one notices and yet
only you critique as appropriate, you may be wasting your time since
you would be the only one with the complaint.
Numbers can add weight to a point while the Lone Ranger often only
works in the movies.

The Lone Ranger worked best operating outside the bounds of convention,
as demonstrated above as you finally snipped my sig, instead of taking
it upon yourself to change it!

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Peace!
Kurt
Self-anointed Moderator
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"Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei"
 
Jupiter said:
Steve;
Perhaps you need to read my post instead of read into my post.

There is nothing wrong with correcting at the source.

I know.
But if you have real issues, the link I gave the correct place in Microsoft.
There are Microsoft people who post here, but they are not the ones in the
link I gave.
They also are not the ones to get a message to if you have a problem with an
MVP.
The link I gave goes directly to where you need to go.
Commenting here to the Microsoft Product Group people is almost pointless
since they are in a different department of Microsoft.
The Microsoft people you see here work with the products and not the MVP
Program, so that comment of mine really does wash.

I understand.
You seem to have missed part of my post "Posting here only may..."
If you have a legitimate complaint and post only here, it is almost
pointless since the people that can do something will never see your
message.
Criticism, complaining and whining are not the same as you correctly state.

That's right.
I did not mean it to insult you and I apologize if it sounded that way.

Apology accepted, but I didn't really take it that personally, it's just
an obvservation that you've used the word "whining" which does have a
negative connotation and seems condescending.
But if there is a legitimate complaint, posting only here can be complaining
or whining if the issue is not taken to a forum where the correct people
have an opportunity to see it.

Leave out the word "whining" and I agree with your point.
If there is true incompetence, the mvpga address is the only correct place
if there is a genuine problem.

If you never see corrections, you are not looking.

I've seen others correct this person and once a suggestion by another
MVP that he follow up on his posts.
You also do not see the Email and other forums many MVPs participate in.
If you think there is a secret handshake or something similar, you are
wrong.

That was just my wierd sense of humor trying to make a point.
If there is a true legitimate problem and you leave it only to Kurt, it can
easily be missed if he is the only one.
Perhaps Kurt did waste his time.

I understand but I don't really care about "squealing on him" to the
correct MS people. What I care about is that many people comming here
for help regard MVPs as the most authoritative sources here and will
trust whatever one says. If one posts bad advice I think it is important
to correct it, however when a non-MVP corrects and criticizes this
person for _habitually_ giving inaplicable advice here they often get
ridiculed for it. If another MVP were to do so then the people who
regard MVPs so highly would take heed. It is not just a matter of
correcting a mistake, the guy _habitually_ does this, has been corrected
many times (by non-MVPs) and gets criticized by them because he keeps
doing it. A little support in this from some MVPs might help accomplish
more than you may realize. MVPs don't have any problem doing the same
thing with other, non-MVP posters when they are habitually off-base
here. It appears to be a sort of double-standard at work here.

Steve
 
Kevin said:
"And I'm not sure about Kelly's baby pic either !! but I guess
whoever it was meant for does."

Well in that case consider making one with Kelly!! She has already
had a patch of SP2 on her face to make her desireable; I guess this
is subjective!! you only have to make sure that she is of child
bearing age otherwise the baby might be defective like Uncle Bill's
software. you will need 100s of patches to correct it.

So what is your malfunction?

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Peace!
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"Trustworthy Computing" is only another example of an Oxymoron!
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei"
 
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