MO-NO ! MO-NO ! MO-NO !

[john bailo]

I just installed mono from ximian on my redHat 9 workstation
and wrote a simple program from the interesting book

ado.net in c# by Mahesh Chand.

mono is fun

( is there ado for linux ? why/why not? )

 

[Tom Shelton]

I just installed mono from ximian on my redHat 9 workstation
and wrote a simple program from the interesting book

ado.net in c# by Mahesh Chand.

mono is fun

( is there ado for linux ? why/why not? )

I haven't played with the data access stuff, but I thought Mono had
implmented System.Data. In fact, I thought they had implemented
more native data providers then .NET has...

Tom Shelton

 

[Mr. Smith]

I just installed mono from ximian on my redHat 9 workstation
and wrote a simple program from the interesting book

ado.net in c# by Mahesh Chand.

mono is fun

Lambs to the slaughter. MS will eat you.


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Where will you be tomorrow Bailo? I'll throw you some change.

 

[Urine Vendor]

Good Morning, Thu, 23 Oct 2003 07:44:15 +0000, Do You Need Any Urine
Today?

Lambs to the slaughter. MS will eat you.

Nothin' beats a good shepards pie with kidney.

More urine for ye, sir?

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi Urine Vendor ,
You offer your wares :
" Do You Need Any Urine Today ? "

From Ananov.COM , Leeds U.K. , September 2001
_ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_389070.html

" Hindu nationalists in India
have launched a marketing exercise
to promote cow's urine as a health cure .

They say the urine , being sold for 30p a bottle ,
can be used for ailments ranging
from liver disease to obesity and even cancer .

The urine is being sold under the label ' Gift of the Cow ',
and is being enthusiastically promoted
by the government of Gujarat .

The urine is collected every day
from almost 600 shelters for rescued and wounded cattle ,
and is available in about 50 centres in Gujarat .

It also comes in tablets or a cream
mixed with other traditional medicinal herbs
and demand is currently outstripping supply .

Dr Jadi Patel , at the VHP's headquarters in Ahmedabad ,
said : ' It's very popular because
the results are very good , but we've got a shortage . '

The healing properties of cow dung and cow's urine
are mentioned in ancient Hindu texts
and authorities claim research conducted by doctors
at the cow-protection commission indicates
the urine can cure anything from skin diseases ,
kidney and liver ailments to obesity and heart ailments .

Although most Indian doctors view the medicines as eccentric ,
several advocates of the treatment have come forward
in Gujarat to support the claims ,
reports the Daily Telegraph .

They include Vidhyaben Mehta ,
a 65-year-old woman with a cancerous tumour on her chest
who has been taking cow's urine for the past three years .

She says she is no longer in pain
and has survived in spite of medical predictions
that she would die two years ago . "

 

[john bailo]

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 14:27:35 -0700, Jeff Relf,

Hi Urine Vendor ,
You offer your wares :
" Do You Need Any Urine Today ? "

From Ananov.COM , Leeds U.K. , September 2001
_ http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_389070.html

" Hindu nationalists in India
have launched a marketing exercise
to promote cow's urine as a health cure .

They say the urine , being sold for 30p a bottle ,
can be used for ailments ranging
from liver disease to obesity and even cancer .

The urine is being sold under the label ' Gift of the Cow ',
and is being enthusiastically promoted
by the government of Gujarat .

The urine is collected every day
from almost 600 shelters for rescued and wounded cattle ,
and is available in about 50 centres in Gujarat .

It also comes in tablets or a cream
mixed with other traditional medicinal herbs
and demand is currently outstripping supply .

Dr Jadi Patel , at the VHP's headquarters in Ahmedabad ,
said : ' It's very popular because
the results are very good , but we've got a shortage . '

The healing properties of cow dung and cow's urine
are mentioned in ancient Hindu texts
and authorities claim research conducted by doctors
at the cow-protection commission indicates
the urine can cure anything from skin diseases ,
kidney and liver ailments to obesity and heart ailments .

Although most Indian doctors view the medicines as eccentric ,
several advocates of the treatment have come forward
in Gujarat to support the claims ,
reports the Daily Telegraph .

They include Vidhyaben Mehta ,
a 65-year-old woman with a cancerous tumour on her chest
who has been taking cow's urine for the past three years .

She says she is no longer in pain
and has survived in spite of medical predictions
that she would die two years ago . "

what a pisser.

 

[Mr. Smith]

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 14:27:35 -0700, Jeff Relf,



what a pisser.

I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss.

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You say :
" I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss . "

I was once with a pretty young thing
who claimed she could ejaculate . Sizzle .

I drank a lot of it before I realized it was just piss .

 

[jbailo]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You say :
" I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss . "

you can't compile my code.

you are a phoney

 

[Mr. Smith]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You say :
" I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss . "

I was once with a pretty young thing
who claimed she could ejaculate . Sizzle .

I drank a lot of it before I realized it was just piss .

I was once with a very beautiful yet rather domineering Croat who had me lie
under a glass top table while she dumped a steamer bean on it.

I never saw her again but the story still entertains my friends to this day.
It will be told at my 50th.

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You mention :
" a very beautiful yet rather domineering Croat "

Good choice . Got to love those Eastern Europeans .

 

[Peter =?ISO-8859-15?Q?K=F6hlmann?=]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You mention :
" a very beautiful yet rather domineering Croat "

Good choice . Got to love those Eastern Europeans .

Since when is Croatia "eastern europe"?

 

[jbailo]

Hi Mr. Smith ,
You mention :
" a very beautiful yet rather domineering Croat "

Good choice . Got to love those Eastern Europeans .

I think he misspelled it.

He meant 'goat' not 'croat'.

Something you would appreciate.

 

[jbailo]

Hi Peter Köhlmann ,
You say :
" Since when is Croatia ' eastern europe ' ? "

You're right , I guess that's southern Europe .
I was thinking " Eastern Block " , ex-Soviet influence .

compile the code, troll

then speak

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi Peter Köhlmann ,
You say :
" Since when is Croatia ' eastern europe ' ? "

You're right , I guess that's southern Europe .
I was thinking " Eastern Block " , ex-Soviet influence .

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi BJ ,
You say : " Compile the code , troll . "

John , How many times do I have to tell you ?

No . No. and No !

String reversal is stoopid . Do you hear me ? Stoooopid .

 

[jbailo]

String reversal is stoopid . Do you hear me ? Stoooopid .

compile the code.

then speak.

troll.

 

[Jeff Relf]

Hi B.J. ,
You say : " Compile the code . "

I say : " Never ! "

John , My sister says she's only paying 35 dollars
for Verizon DSL . ( I don't know the speed . )

Are you still paying 50 dollars per month for Earthlink ?

If so , Is that the best deal ?

You said that you also paid another 50 per month ,
What is that for ? A better ISP ?

If so , Why don't you have a better NNTP connection ?

 

[jbailo]

Hi B.J. ,
You say : " Compile the code . "

Compile the revised code, Troll.

Compile the revised code.

// yoU.c

#include <gtk/gtk.h>

static gint delete_event_cb(GtkWidget* w, GdkEventAny* e, gpointer data);
static void button_click_cb(GtkWidget* w, gpointer data);

int
main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
GtkWidget* window;
GtkWidget* button;
GtkWidget* label;

gtk_init(&argc, &argv);

window = gtk_window_new(GTK_WINDOW_TOPLEVEL);

button = gtk_button_new();

label = gtk_label_new("\nWhen\nIn The\nCourse of\nHuman Events\n");

gtk_container_add(GTK_CONTAINER(button), label);
gtk_container_add(GTK_CONTAINER(window), button);

gtk_window_set_title(GTK_WINDOW(window), "tihsmud");
gtk_container_set_border_width(GTK_CONTAINER(button), 10);

gtk_signal_connect(GTK_OBJECT(window),
"delete_event",
GTK_SIGNAL_FUNC(delete_event_cb),
NULL);

gtk_signal_connect(GTK_OBJECT(button),
"clicked",
GTK_SIGNAL_FUNC(button_click_cb),
label);

gtk_widget_show_all(window);

gtk_main();

return 0;
}

static gint
delete_event_cb(GtkWidget* window, GdkEventAny* e, gpointer data)
{
gtk_main_quit();
return FALSE;
}

static void
button_click_cb(GtkWidget* w, gpointer data)
{
GtkWidget* label;
gchar* text;
gchar* tmp;

label = GTK_WIDGET(data);

gtk_label_get(GTK_LABEL(label), &text);

tmp = g_strdup(text);

g_strreverse(tmp);

gtk_label_set_text(GTK_LABEL(label), tmp);

g_free(tmp);
}

 

[msnews.microsoft.com]

Lambs to the slaughter. MS will eat you.

Not likely. There are two types of techies like there are two types of
politicians. It is perhaps this binary relationship in human thinking that
makes the computer field so appealing to us. The MS camp will be around, so
will the *NIX camp. It will take a new revolution in computing to change
this balance.

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Where will you be tomorrow Bailo? I'll throw you some change.

You miss the entire point of mono and .NET as well.

As for the rest of the posts below this, what garbage.