hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came
back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to
a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the
bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last she
couid not hold any more, uttering :“trust me, Sir, and trustthe
money .They are real U.S. dollars. They.are directly from America.
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your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could
lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I Have His Ear in My
Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What
happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if
you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said
Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." A Good Boy Little Robert asked his
mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you
yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a
good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why
are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the
candy." Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At
this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word
'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are
standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am
drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving
an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the
room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he
laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his
mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother,
sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied
the boy. 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the
other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot
point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The
swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied
together with strings." replied the little girl. 'Calcium aluminate'
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George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you
like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother,
because she said that three and three were six and then she said that
two and four were six too....." 'Polyacrylamide'
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very
soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was:
When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the
thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his history
examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his
fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was
born.
