If your OS was an animal..

[Tiberius]

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!



*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!



** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

 

[Feliks Dzerzhinsky]

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If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!



*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!



** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

Go away, troll.

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Iron Feliks

Trolls are like babies. After feeding, they get stinky.
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[Alias]

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!



*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!



** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

So true.

Alias

 

[Bill Yanaire]

If my OS were an animal it would be a "Moisture seeking, blue veined, hot
throbbing, Trouser Trout"

 

[Nina DiBoy]

If your OS was an animal..

- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!

*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!

** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

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[smlunatick]

If your OS was an animal..

- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!

*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!

** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

XP, a dog ?? HHighly unlikely! You may have not encountered
problems. It should be "sloth" because it is slow to start/wake up.

 

[ArameFarpado]

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

Humm, i think linux would be the dog...
xp wasn't very faithful to me.

 

[Jon]

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

because it's stupid, slow, fat, and ugly and dangerous for the user!



*See-through because it has a glass interface and it thinks by wearing
something cool it can hide its obesity from us. NO CHANCE!



** I have no problems with animals.. this is only a metaphor

A 'chick' - fat and slow when you first meet her, but not ugly. Pretty, with
potential. Even looks kinda nice with those glassy things she wears.

But, she needs a lot of work.

She turns out to be a nagger, expecting you to ask permission every time
every time you want access to places in your own house. So put her straight
from the outset. Show her who's the boss.

Initially she spends a disproportionate amount of time recording what you
get up to in her numerous diaries. So get hold of them, erase them, and keep
her from ever getting new ones.

Slim her down gradually with a strict diet. Deny her access to your precious
resources, and little by little you'll get a prize catch. Treat her mean, to
keep her (+ you) keen.

 

[Filthy McNasty]

Using at least one appendage, the entity known in this space-time continuum

XP, a dog ?? HHighly unlikely! You may have not encountered
problems. It should be "sloth" because it is slow to start/wake up.

A cat I think. When it's trying for user-friendly it rubs it's pencil-
sharpener in your face; Any change to it's environment is likely to have it
throwing up God knows what kind of rubbish; If incorrectly handled it can
leave you feeling pretty well gutted

 

[Guest]

sad sad sad sad sad sad,troll

IQON

 

[Leythos]

If your OS was an animal..



- Mac OS would be a tiger, or leopard, since it is powerful and fast yet
elegant.

LOL - MAC OS (even OSx) would be a Hamster or a Gerbil - it's cute, fun
to watch, worthless as a pet, can't do much with it, and it dies when fed
to much.

- Linux would be a fox, since it is swift, but it is also clever..

LOL - Linux would be like a Dog, it works, does a lot, don't always do
what you want, and has a quirk about it that you never know, and it bites
that hand that configures it sometimes.

- Windows XP is a dog because its faithful and friendly.

LOL - it's more like a Cat - easy to look at, seems to be friendly until
you touch it, can kill easily (your work), but, last a LONG time and
doesn't eat much, runs on about anything, and plays with anything.

- Vista is a man-eating, retarded hippopotamus, with arthritis,wearing
see-through* tights,

Have to agree here.


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Leythos
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