ToolPackinMama said:
(note: this should have gone below Spencer's post, but I'm not going to waste my time re-formatting his
top post.)
Rum Cake Recipe:
1 or 2 quarts rum
1 cup butter
1 teaspoon sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 teaspoon soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts
Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead.
Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sue rum
is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.
Meanwhile, make sue that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if
necessary.
Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt
(it really doesn't matter.) Sample the rum again.
Sift + pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar,
or what ever color you can find. Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole
mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to ged.
Jon