Having a blonde moment?


cirianz

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and
bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the
dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that,
she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As
the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed......

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching!"

Moral - not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men!


:lol::lol::lol:
 
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What are you trying to imply Ciri? :(

As if we men would get distracted by a naked attractive blonde - we're far too professional for that :rolleyes:

:D
 

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Yeah now where are those damn Dice.....:lol:
 
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What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know - I thought you were watching!"
I was watching! but not the dice:nod: :lol:
 
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Yeah... it throws a whole new light on the potentials of Gambling:rolleyes:

I might have to rethink my ideas... :D

& by the time Ady's finished messing with my hemline.... :rolleyes:

:p
 

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cirianz said:
Yeah... it throws a whole new light on the potentials of Gambling:rolleyes:

I might have to rethink my ideas... :D

& by the time Ady's finished messing with my hemline.... :rolleyes:

:p
Sorted it now Ciri - its going to be just above your chest :thumb:

That should guarantee some big winnings


Patty - do you need my help with your hemline too? :D
 

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:lol: ROTFPMSL :lol:





Well, my daughter's busy designing me a new Avatar at the moment, I expect that'll keep you happy. Although if I put some of my 13yo's piccys in here Ian would have me banned so fast I'd still be hunting for the bows... :p
 
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:lol: Yeah, i noticed that my 'skirt' is starting to look more like a collar :rolleye:

Makes my 'shirt' look positively discrete :p

Think I better keep him away from my neckline... I can imagine where that would end up! :blush:
 

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