HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS!

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Good News!


Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?


Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.


Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.


There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.


The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.


The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)


This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)


This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)


In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)


You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.


You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.


Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)


Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.


The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)


If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.


The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.


Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.


The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."


Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.


Please tell your family and friends, thanks!


Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi





1. http://www.biblegateway.com << Free Online Bible
2. http://www.free-hoster.com/goodnews << Passion of the Christ
3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm << Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm << About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html << Is Jesus God?

 

[Kevin]

You have got to be kidding. This is just plain 'ole spam with an
evangelical twist. This is like answering the knock on the door at 9:30 AM
on a Sunday morning to be greeted by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses. Ok,
here's what I usually say to those JW's at my door:

In the first place, the writings included in the Holy Bible are fiction. In
the second place, there is no proof that some Jewish guy named Jesus was of
devine origin. In the third place, there is no evidence at all to support
the belief that there is such a place as heaven. In the fourth place, there
is no evidence of any kind that would lead one to believe that there is some
kind of supernatural being that created the universe and everything in it.

So there you have it, spammer. There is no God, no Jesus, no heaven or
hell. Religion is useless. Now go thump your bible at a George W. Bush
prayer meeting.

 

[Miss Perspicacia Tick]

You have got to be kidding. This is just plain 'ole spam with an
evangelical twist. This is like answering the knock on the door at
9:30 AM on a Sunday morning to be greeted by a couple of Jehovah's
Witnesses. Ok, here's what I usually say to those JW's at my door:

In the first place, the writings included in the Holy Bible are
fiction. In the second place, there is no proof that some Jewish guy
named Jesus was of devine origin. In the third place, there is no
evidence at all to support the belief that there is such a place as
heaven. In the fourth place, there is no evidence of any kind that
would lead one to believe that there is some kind of supernatural
being that created the universe and everything in it.

So there you have it, spammer. There is no God, no Jesus, no heaven
or hell. Religion is useless. Now go thump your bible at a George
W. Bush prayer meeting.

You are using the word 'religion' to refer to xianity, just as the xians
do - there are many more faiths in the world, xianity isn't the only one -
or even the dominant one - I believe there are more Muslims than xians in
the world these days.

 

[Kevin]

What is "xianity"? This guy was pounding his pulpit and thumping the bible
to beat the band. His references were to God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell. A
bible-thumper by any other name . . .
You can substitute Allah for God, paradise for Heaven and so on. Religion
in all of the myriad forms in which it is recognized is the biggest scam of
all time.

 

[Wolf Kirchmeir]

What is "xianity"? This guy was pounding his pulpit and thumping the bible
to beat the band. His references were to God, Jesus, Heaven and Hell. A
bible-thumper by any other name . . .
You can substitute Allah for God, paradise for Heaven and so on. Religion
in all of the myriad forms in which it is recognized is the biggest scam of
all time.

The X in Xtianity, Xmas, etc is the first letter of the Greek version of
Christ, which (as best I can render it with a Latin alphabet) is xpistos
(christos in Latin.) The greek letter chi stands for the <ch> in
scottish "loch", German "Bach", etc. The Greek letter ro looks like a
Latin P, but is equivalent to the Latin <r>. the other letters have the
same sound values as in Latin.

There, that wasn't so hard, eh?

The only reason religion is a scam is that people prefer it to faith.
Faith is hard; Kierkegaard likened it top jumping over an abyss whose
other side is invisible. The scam artists claim they have found a bridge
over the abyss, and call it their religion. But there is no bridge.

 

[AL Koppen]

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out
there isn't than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out
there is.

 

[Wayne Ware]

Actually there is an abundance of evidence for all of those things.

 

[Kevin]

Wow! Thanks for the quick refresher in Greek. Leap of faith, eh? And
paraphrasing Kierkegaard, too. Obviously a man of learning. Thanks again.

 

[Kevin]

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. If there is a God, he won't mind
that you didn't believe in him, or her, or it . . . whatever. It makes no
difference at all. The universe continues to go on for another 15 or 20
billion years, long after our own sun devours it's planets out to about the
orbit of the asteroid belt and then dies.

 

[Kevin]

There is? How can you prove, or even disprove, the assertion that some
Jewish guy named Jesus was born through devine intervention? And, further,
that his father was God? How can you prove that a supernatural being
created the entire universe? The universe is a pretty big place, you know.
And pretty old, too.

 

[Traveling]

I am trying to do is get my printer to work better


: There is? How can you prove, or even disprove, the assertion that some
: Jewish guy named Jesus was born through devine intervention? And,
further,
: that his father was God? How can you prove that a supernatural being
: created the entire universe? The universe is a pretty big place, you
know.
: And pretty old, too.
:
: : > Actually there is an abundance of evidence for all of those things.
: >
: > In article <[email protected]>, (e-mail address removed)
says...
: > >
: > >You have got to be kidding. This is just plain 'ole spam with an
: > >evangelical twist. This is like answering the knock on the door at
9:30
: AM
: > >on a Sunday morning to be greeted by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses.
: Ok,
: > >here's what I usually say to those JW's at my door:
: > >
: > >In the first place, the writings included in the Holy Bible are
fiction.
: In
: > >the second place, there is no proof that some Jewish guy named Jesus
was
: of
: > >devine origin. In the third place, there is no evidence at all to
: support
: > >the belief that there is such a place as heaven. In the fourth place,
: there
: > >is no evidence of any kind that would lead one to believe that there is
: some
: > >kind of supernatural being that created the universe and everything in
: it.
: > >
: > >So there you have it, spammer. There is no God, no Jesus, no heaven or
: > >hell. Religion is useless. Now go thump your bible at a George W.
Bush
: > >prayer meeting.
: > >
: > >: > >> Good News!
: > >
: > >
: >
:
:

 

[stolen name]

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PRINTERS???

Good News!


Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this life has ended?


Some people believe that belonging to a local church, temple, mosque or
synagogue will get them to Heaven.


Others believe that water baptism, obeying the ten commandments or just
being a good person will get them to Heaven.


There are many other beliefs as well, but the good news about God's way
to Heaven is found in the Holy Bible.


The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth in the person of
Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and died for our sins(misdeeds). He
was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman
named Mary. He lived a sinless life for thirty-three years and then
sacrificed His sinless blood and died on a cross to pay the death
penalty for our sins. After Jesus was placed in a tomb He rose from the
dead three days later as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us
that Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept Him as
their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him in Heaven where there
is no more death, sorrow, sickness and pain.


The Bible says, "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is
eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord." (Romans 6:23)


This verse in the Bible says, "For ALL HAVE SINNED, and come short of
the glory of God." (Romans 3:23)


This verse says, "But God demonstrates his own love for us in this:
While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." (Romans 5:8)


In this passage the Bible clearly explains how simple it is to be saved
and on your way to Heaven, "For if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus
is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead,
you WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9)


You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if you will open
your heart to Jesus and pray the following prayer:

Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have a home in
Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a sinner.
I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe that You
rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and
be my Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me
and saving me through Your merciful grace. Amen.


You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed God to save
you. Welcome to the family of God.


Salvation is not a reward but a gift. The Bible says it this way, "For
it is by GRACE you have been SAVED, through FAITH and this not from
yourselves, it is the GIFT of God." (Ephesians 2:8)


Nothing in the world is more important than your eternal destiny.


The Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption through His blood,
the forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7)


If you have not yet made a decision to be saved, please do so now
before it is too late. The reason why it is so important to be saved
now is because you do not know exactly when you will die. You may die
prematurely in a traffic accident, terrorist attack or some other way
before you get another chance to be saved.


The Bible tells us that we will spend eternity in Heaven or a place of
eternal torment called Hell. It would be terrible to die and go to Hell
when all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord
and Saviour.


Some people that have already made Jesus Christ their Lord and Saviour
worry about losing their salvation. The Bible teaches Christians that
we can never lose our salvation no matter what happens.


The Bible says it this way, "My dear children, I write this to you so
that you will not sin. But if anybody does sin, we have one who speaks
to the Father in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."


Yes my friend, Jesus Christ is able to save you and keep you saved.


Please tell your family and friends, thanks!


Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi





1. http://www.biblegateway.com << Free Online Bible
2. http://www.free-hoster.com/goodnews << Passion of the Christ
3. http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm << Beware Of Cults
4. http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm << About Hell
5. http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html << Is Jesus God?

 

[cnlai]

Curious, I suppose printer is not made by God.

 

[Wolf Kirchmeir]

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PRINTERS???

[...]

Have a great day!
Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi

Nothing.

R L Grossi believes he's doing his god's work by spamming thia newsgroup
(and for all I know, every other one he can find.)

And some people want to talk about it. You can add this thread's subject
to your filter, you know.

 

[measekite]

Your printer will work better if it is Jewish. To make it so you need
to circumcise the cartridges. Just bite off each end and reinstall it.