Google Offers FREE High Speed Internet

[Stan]

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

 

[Bruce Chambers]

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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do. -Bertrand Russell

 

[Stan]

SPAM

Bruce, Just in case.... you do realize it's not real.... don't you?

I didn't realize I would have to quantify that but here goes.... Try
to keep up....

You can not get high speed Internet by flushing anything down a
commode. The post is what is commonly called a joke.

Let me say that again in case it slipped by you the first time... You
can not get high speed Internet by flushing anything down a commode.
The post is what is commonly called a joke.

Now, lets go further into what a joke is in case that's Rocket Science
also....

[JOKE] ie English desc... Parity on the real. Deviation from what is
actual. Meant to make people laugh or look silly if they go for it or
believe it. Usually coincides with the 1st day of April each year
(Year, that's what 365 trips around that bright glowing thing in the
sky ends up being).

I can't offer any more absolution than that... You're on your own. If
you still believe it is real.... flush away my friend... and if you do
get High Speed Internet out of that commode, please let the rest of us
know.

Regards and laughing my arse off
Stan

 

[Bruce Chambers]

Bruce, Just in case.... you do realize it's not real.... don't you?

Doesn't matter. It's Off-Topic to the subject of the newsgroup, which
makes it spam *by definition*. You surely don't think I actually wasted
time reading it, do you?


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[Mike Hall - MS MVP]

Stan.. it may have been a little funnier had it been posted yesterday..

SPAM

Bruce, Just in case.... you do realize it's not real.... don't you?

I didn't realize I would have to quantify that but here goes.... Try
to keep up....

You can not get high speed Internet by flushing anything down a
commode. The post is what is commonly called a joke.

Let me say that again in case it slipped by you the first time... You
can not get high speed Internet by flushing anything down a commode.
The post is what is commonly called a joke.

Now, lets go further into what a joke is in case that's Rocket Science
also....

[JOKE] ie English desc... Parity on the real. Deviation from what is
actual. Meant to make people laugh or look silly if they go for it or
believe it. Usually coincides with the 1st day of April each year
(Year, that's what 365 trips around that bright glowing thing in the
sky ends up being).

I can't offer any more absolution than that... You're on your own. If
you still believe it is real.... flush away my friend... and if you do
get High Speed Internet out of that commode, please let the rest of us
know.

Regards and laughing my arse off
Stan

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Mike Hall
MS MVP Windows Shell/User
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[Stan]

You surely don't think I actually wasted
time reading it, do you?

Oh I know you didn't read it... that's why you made such an arse out
of yourself thinking it was real. No matter how you try to spin it
now that it's out that you thought it was real, the fact still remains
that you were clueless that it was NOT real. Heck, you probably would
have thought it was real even if you had read it.

Still can't offer you any absolution but keep trying to see if you can
get any high speed out of that commode of your's and let us know
what..... comes up.... snicker... comes up.... get it? Nah, you
wouldn't get it if it were tattooed to your forehead.

But you just keep spinning it for your own self anointed absolution
purposes.....

What an idiot....

 

[Stan]

Stan.. it may have been a little funnier had it been posted yesterday..

You're right Mike. I blew it there. I missed the 1st by 49 minutes.
After seeing it posted around the NG's I thought it was such a cool
Joke that I posted it on a few of the NG's that I participate in.

Anyway everyone that saw one of the postings of this joke by me or all
the others that posted it around, of which I copied it from, thought
it was funny. And then of all the places I saw it posted plus where I
posted it myself, you had only one single little blithering idiot that
thought it was real who doesn't really rate as being part of the Human
Genome anyway so... doesn't count. But don't count it out... It's
trying hard to spin it around so as not to look like the clueless
little arse it really is which only gives more foundation to how
really clueless it was from the start to begin with.

Again Mike... you are right... I should have been 45 minutes earlier
with the posting....

and... put a disclaimer in the posting for the single idiot that
thought it was real that, in fact, it was not real.....

or is it?

Best Regards,
Stan