Linux Powered Toilet Bowl?

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Moshe Goldfarb.

We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not :(


Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
Show me the source!

http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg


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D. Eth

Moshe Goldfarb. said:
We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not :(


Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
Show me the source!

http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg


--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
Please Visit www.linsux.org
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LOL.
Linux would require you to allow free access to the toilet.
 
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Hadron

Moshe Goldfarb. said:
We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not :(
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It is real. 7 is at work!

,----
| You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
| which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
| from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
| nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
| installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
| For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
| consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
| absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
| appointment time.
`----
 
M

Moshe Goldfarb.

It is real. 7 is at work!

,----
| You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
| which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
| from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
| nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
| installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
| For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
| consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
| absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
| appointment time.
`----
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Wow!
I missed that part because I was laughing so hard.

7 always seems to "float to the top"...

Gives an entirely new meaning to "I PEE" address hey?



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Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
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Guest

Go Away Linux Fan Boy, Just FYI. Otherwise, I Will Send A Complaint 2 Both
Your ISP And Your News Group Provider's, Just FYI.
 
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Ian D

Moshe Goldfarb. said:
We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not :(


Microsoft needs one of these if it is to compete with Linux!
Show me the source!

http://www.abiword.org/~abi/expo99/expo_02_010_full.jpg


--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
Please Visit www.linsux.org
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You didn't read the FAQ; for XP and Vista only, Linux and Mac
coming later. Ha, ha!
 
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D. Eth

Hadron said:
It is real. 7 is at work!

,----
| You can also choose to request our professional installation service,
| which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots
| from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating
| nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the
| installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note:
| For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in
| consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make
| absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled
| appointment time.
`----

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"For example, user interfaces are _usually_ better in commercial software.
I'm not saying that this is always true, but in many cases the user
interface to a program is the most important part for a commercial
company..." Linus Torvalds <http://www.tlug.jp/docs/linus.html>
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7 ?
That,s my adopt-a-child in Bebopaway !

How's Nine doing. did he eat 8 ?

It's a shame 1-6 were made into rugs.

Fusking Linux trolls...eat dirt...its free like linnux !
 
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Don't forget apple!

Moshe said:
We constantly get reminded about how Google is a big Linux supporter so it
goes to figure that this gadget is probably Linux powered.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

Somebody sent me this and asked if it was real.......
I kid you not :(
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Apple's in the bathroom market too!
Introducing the iWipe:
http://cultofmac.com/media/iwipe.jpg

This could also be called an iWipe:
http://blogs.creativecow.net/files/u3/PIC-iCarta-Small.gif

Linux is in the commode business too:
http://blog.bezurk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bezurk-ubuntu-toilet.jpg

Here is an ajax powered toilet:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/199541508_3f25b48f3c.jpg?v=0

Then there are the more boring types like the nuclear powered toilet,
the jet powered toilet, and the rocket powered toilet:
http://xanydude.blogspot.com/2008/02/amended-business-tips-0-and-4.html
http://www.2dayblog.com/blog/2007/05/04/the-jet-powered-toilet/?lang=en
http://www.the-rocketman.com/gallery/lg/FXCD0009.JPG
 
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Guest

Ding Dong, The FBI Will Be At Your Door Step Shortly, Just FYI.
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I Said I Have Danish And Coffee For The FBI. Just FYI. Last Time You Said
The FBI Would Be Here In No Time And What The ****? They Never Showed Up.
Just FYi. Why? Just FYI. Because This Is USENET And No Laws Are Being
Broken. Just FYI.

Just FYI


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Another Complaint Will Be Filed With (e-mail address removed). Keep Up The
Abuse And The Complaints Will Be Filed More Frequently. Just FYI. Did I
Say Just FYI? If Not, Just FYI Because Posts Are For Information And That
Is Why We Say Just FYI To Let The Retarded People Know That These Posts Are
For Their Information. Did I Say Just FYI?
 
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Guest

Stop Posting Linux Comments In Microsoft.Public.Windows.Vista.General,
Otherwise You Will Be Very Sorry, Just FYI.
 
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Guest

Stop Posting Linux Comments In Microsoft.Public.Windows.Vista.General,
Otherwise You Will Be Very Sorry, Just FYI.
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What are you going to do? File a complaint? LOL LOL Just FYI Just FYI. Did
I Say Just FYI?

 
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