Facts about Unix

[Mrs. Happy]

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with whom
it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have been
sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows offers
at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and Antarctica.
Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related Unix paraphernalia
can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command terminal,
the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special program to print
money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as DorkWare
for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into animal
hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits desperate
to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as
in free beer, and is the only operating system which allows one to engage in
OS wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for to
distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds, and if
you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if you
address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the mistake of
mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within the kernel (that's what
makes it so bloated).

 

[NOT Alias - Thank GOD]

Thank GOD someone tells the truth!

 

[Frank]

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you can
shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It is
estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have claimed
ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80% will have
been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which means
that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in the
house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe as
execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only if
you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within the
kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).

hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank

 

[Ian Betts]

Perhaps your unable to read but we use Vista here not Unix.

 

[Alias]

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within the
kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).

hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank

'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microsoft,
that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Thank GOD someone tells the truth!

Hate to burst your bubble but there is no god to thank and most of this
post is lies.

Alias

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also
puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish
operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make the
mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within the
kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).

 

[Frank]

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky with
whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great. It
is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will have
claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and 80%
will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas Windows
offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as severe
as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating system
which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use the same
operating system, a feature which has revolutionized Slashdot. It
also puts a slash through every zero for to distinguish it from
n00bish operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus Torvalds,
and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell you, but only
if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And do not make
the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury you within
the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).

hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank

'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like Microsoft,
that Linux will take down MS just like David took down Goliath.

Alias

Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

 

[Alias]

Mrs. Happy wrote:

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than you
can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the Great.
It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population will
have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or other, and
80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or related
Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to as
severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a special
program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking
into animal hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social
misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old
social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only
operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars with people
who use the same operating system, a feature which has
revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for
to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship". And
do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury
you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank

'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias

Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew up,
Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will
go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't be
able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it. How
wonderful.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Frank wrote:

Mrs. Happy wrote:

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it
every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population
will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or
other, and 80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are in
the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap to
as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a
special program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars
with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero
for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this
feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and
bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank



'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as you
think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks you
protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias

Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew up,
Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will
go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't be
able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it. How
wonderful.

Alias

hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so I
figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the same
belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of feather
thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank

 

[Alias]

Alias wrote:

Frank wrote:

Mrs. Happy wrote:

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's population
will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some point or
other, and 80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM), which
means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
in the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX command
terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and open a
special program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as
DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS wars
with people who use the same operating system, a feature which has
revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero
for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this
feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you
and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank



'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias


Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
up, Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway
61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on
a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you
will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you won't
be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it.
How wonderful.

Alias

hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so I
figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the same
belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of feather
thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank

Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
what's been written.

Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Frank wrote:

Alias wrote:

Frank wrote:

Mrs. Happy wrote:

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
in the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date' command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you
and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank




'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias



Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank



There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
up, Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
"Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
touch it. How wonderful.

Alias

hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank

Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
what's been written.

Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.

Alias

hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
Frank

 

[Mr. Happy]

Alias wrote:

Frank wrote:

Alias wrote:

Frank wrote:

Mrs. Happy wrote:

"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
in the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date'
command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you
and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank




'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias



Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank



There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
up, Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
"Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
touch it. How wonderful.

Alias


hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank

Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
what's been written.

Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.

Alias

hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
Frank

Frank, have you ordered your Miracle Spring Water yet? Go here and order
now! ...

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy

 

[Frank]

Frank wrote:

Frank wrote:


Alias wrote:


Frank wrote:


Alias wrote:


Frank wrote:


Mrs. Happy wrote:


"Unix is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months."


~ Oscar Wilde on Unix
"Sure, Unix is a user-friendly operating system. It's just picky
with whom it chooses to be friends."


~ Some Guy on Unix
"UNIX is Not Unix"


~ Oscar Wilde }

The rights to the word 'Unix' have changed hands more times than
you can shake a stick at, reputedly starting with Alexander the
Great. It is estimated that by 2056, 50% of the Earth's
population will have claimed ownership to the word Unix at some
point or other, and 80% will have been sued for it.

It is reported that Unix tastes better while using a toilet.

As opposed to OS-oids, Unix is a Real Operating System (TM),
which means that it is not the product of a marketing company.

Unix is a clone of Linux, which is a clone of Windows, which are
in the house that Jack built.

Unix is first ever virus with command line interface, whereas
Windows offers at least a graphical interface.

Unix is illegal in Delaware, Texas, Montana, Peru, Ontario, and
Antarctica. Punishments for the use or possession of Unix or
related Unix paraphernalia can be as limp wristed as a face slap
to as severe as execution by ants.

Unix is an OS that has had its GUI cut off at birth.

Unix gave a handjob to a manta ray.

SCO Unix can be used to travel trough time using the 'date'
command.

If you type in " su rm -rf ~/*" (without quotes) in a UNIX
command terminal, the screen will splash orgasmic colours and
open a special program to print money and defeat the grue.


Linux® (IPA: ['???n?ks]), Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known
as DorkWare for Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for
cracking into animal hospitals and online banking sites by
12-year-old social misfits desperate to appear 1337 in front of
other 12 year old social misfits. It is free as in free beer, and
is the only operating system which allows one to engage in OS
wars with people who use the same operating system, a feature
which has revolutionized Slashdot. It also puts a slash through
every zero for to distinguish it from n00bish operating systems
without this feature.

It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist Linus
Torvalds, and if you don't believe that, just ask him. He'll tell
you, but only if you address him as "My Lord" or "Your Worship".
And do not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you
and bury you within the kernel (that's what makes it so bloated).


hahaha...ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Five stars *****!
Bravo, I can't stop laughing.
A real keeper!
Thanks.
Frank




'Course the fact that most of the above is lies won't stop you as
you think *anything* negative said about Linux is funny. Methinks
you protesteth too much because you're scared sh¡tless, just like
Microsoft, that Linux will take down MS just like David took down
Goliath.

Alias



Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank



There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
up, Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better
run!" Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said,
"Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man
on a bloody cross. The next thing you know you'll be telling me that
you will go to a spiritual kingdom after you die with no body so you
won't be able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or
touch it. How wonderful.

Alias


hehehe...nice reply...love to watch atheists make fools out of
themselves...lol.
Well loser...you've now completed your profile...and it ain't a pretty
site.
I've heard the atheists are a close knit group of brain dead morons so
I figure you, doris and ...well...all of your "supporters" are of the
same belief...or make that (chuckle) disbelief...you know...birds of
feather thingie...must be fun for you living in very God loving spain.
Anyway, that's your problem(s) not mine...lol!
Frank


Typical Frank response: insults and insults only with no regard to
what's been written.

Sorry, Frank, this is it. No more playing with you. It's even bothering
Stephen Rose who is pretty unflappable.

Alias

hahahah...so stick you tail between your legs and run...lol!
Kind of what I expected from a non-believer.
Frank

Frank, have you ordered your Miracle Spring Water yet? Go here and order
now! ...

http://www.peterpopoff.org/

Shake Hands With,
Mr. Happy

No, have you?
Is that what you're currently promoting?
Oh, I forgot, you’re an atheists and a good "buddy" of fellow atheists’
alias aren't you?
hahaha...wonderful...non-believers trying to convince us to believe in a
toy os...hilarious…the irony of it all…lol!
Frank

 

[HeyBub]

There is no god, Frankie. There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,
Easter Bunny, vampires or trolls. Don't you think it's time you grew
up, Frankie and accepted reality?

Maybe not. But by 2016 Windows will become self-aware and your ass will be
in big trouble...

 

[DanS]

Just another scared sh*tless response from a atheists.
We got your number now you godless POS.
Frank

So now you put down a huge percentage of the world's population who's
religion doesn't include believeing in an 'all-powerful singular being'.

Way to go.

 

[Frank]

There is no god, Frankie.\

Sorry, but i believe there is a God.

There is no Santa, Tooth Fairy, Peter Pan,

Easter Bunny, vampires

None of the above.

or trolls.

You're living proof that trolls exist.


Don't you think it's time you grew up,

Frankie and accepted reality?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son". Abe said, "Man, you must be
puttin' me on!" God said "No!" Abe said "What?" God said you can do
anything you want but the next time you see me comin', you better run!"
Abe said, "Where you want this killing done?" God said, "Highway 61".

No wonder you're so screwed up, Frankie boy: you worship a dead man on a
bloody cross.

He is not dead. You just can't accept that fact.

The next thing you know you'll be telling me that you will

go to a spiritual kingdom after you die...

I hope so.

with no body so you won't be

able to see it, feel it, hear it, smell it, taste it or touch it.

I'm not sure about that. How can you criticize something you don't even
believe exist?

I now see a more complete picture of you and your fellow comrades. Yes
comrades as in communist party members.
You're an admitted atheist, love linux which is basically socialized
software and has off times been accused of being heralded as mainly
sought after by communists.
You are a member of the communist party correct?
You have a web site devoted to such things (atheism, communism, etc) right?
How about a URL?
Or are you ashamed of your beliefs?
Well?
Frank

 

[Frank]

So now you put down a huge percentage of the world's population who's
religion doesn't include believeing in an 'all-powerful singular being'.

Way to go.

I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
software.
Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
concerned.
My belief and my opinion.
Care to comment?
Frank

 

[DanS]

I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
software.
Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
concerned.
My belief and my opinion.
Care to comment?
Frank

Sure, I'll comment.

I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.

I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.

 

[Adam Albright]

I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
software.
Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
concerned.
My belief and my opinion.
Care to comment?
Frank

Sure, I'll comment.

I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.

I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.

You can have faith in Frank continuing to make an ass of himself. ;-)

 

[Frank]

I now believe that a majority of linux fanatics [sic] are atheists.
Linux plays their tune quite perfectly as socialized re: communist, type
software.
Are you one of those? Are you willing to admit your beliefs?
I believe in God and those who don't are godless POS, as far as I'm
concerned.
My belief and my opinion.
Care to comment?
Frank

Sure, I'll comment.

I don't know if there's an afterlife or not. I'll know when I'm dead.

I'm a realist, show me something and I will believe it.

You can have faith in Frank continuing to make an ass of himself. ;-)

You need to look up the definition of faith...of course sobering up
first would help a great deal.
Hey, did you ever get that upgrade install of Business to finally work
correctly after all these months...lol?
Frank