Ducks Unlimited Party

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Mike Thigpen

Ok April 14th My house 2:00 Pm Horseshoe contest $5.00 per person. Later
that night Poker tournament $10.00 per person. Bring your own drink ... Will
be bon fire and food rsvp me and bring some friends as many as you want.
 
Hi, Mike.

I went to school with a Mike Thigpen. Periodically the school authorities
would go through the premises with drug sniffing dogs, even though no
illegal substances were ever found -- until one day. The authorities pulled
Mike out of our class during a performance test so that he could unlock his
locker, which two drug sniffing dogs had positively identified during a
search. We were all shocked. Short of an earthquake or a fire in the
building, performance tests aren't interrupted for _anything_.

Mike followed them to his locker and unlocked it for them, whereupon the dog
zoomed for his gym bag. The authorities searched it and found two candy
bars in it and held them in front of the dog's nose. The dog took a big
bite out of the candy bars and Mike said, "You can have the rest."

Mike got in trouble for having food in his locker, but not for any drugs
that they expected to find there, because there weren't any. Mike had to
redo his performance test, but he passed with flying colors.

Gunny

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Short of an earthquake or a fire in the
building, performance tests aren't interrupted for _anything_.

What is a performance test in that context?

Tony
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Hi, Tony.
What is a performance test in that context?

A performance test (or P-Run, as they were commonly called) is where air
traffic control students perform the job in a simulated environment and are
evaluated on their performance. As few as two to six tiny mistakes on a
P-Run or written exam means failure. One big mistake means immediate
failure. Any failure on an exam that isn't successfully remediated within
an hour means the student rocks out. With a 75% attrition rate, the U.S.
taxpayers paid about $1 million for every air traffic controller back then
who eventually got qualified, so interrupting an entire class or making even
one student nervous enough to fail an exam and prevent him from getting
qualified was rather expensive.

We had an exceptional class of students. We set records (besides the only
interruption ever during a P-Run). In the previous 12 years, they'd
followed the same curriculum with 20 to 25 classes per year with 16 to 48
students in each one, and only one student had ever aced nine of the 14
performance and written exams. One student in our class aced ten and
another aced eleven exams, blowing away the previous record.

When those two students aced eight exams, one lady (and I'm not saying who,
because I'm not supposed to know about it) did some research and found out
who one of those students was: a student with eidetic memory. She bet
several other people (again, I'm not saying who because they shouldn't have
been gambling) that this one student would ace all three of the last three
exams.

Since no other student had ever aced more than nine exams -- let alone aced
eleven -- and this particular student missed two days of class after being
hospitalized and put on bed rest due to walking pneumonia and was doing
horribly during daily practice quizzes after returning to class, these other
people couldn't line up fast enough to place their bets. When they found
out soon afterward that many of the other students were quarantined during
an outbreak of the mumps and that this one student -- being immune to the
mumps and (relatively) healthy -- was given extra duties in their place for
four to seven hours every night after class for the next two weeks (so there
was virtually no time for this student to study before the exams and
graduation in less than two weeks), they upped their bets and gave her very
favorable odds should she win their bet. (And no, they didn't bother
telling her what they'd found out about this student's heavy schedule. And
no, she didn't tell them what she'd discovered about the student's eidetic
memory, either. So they were even.) The instructors even rewrote the last
two exams within one to five hours of the time the students sat down to take
the exams and then patrolled the testing room during the exams with twice as
many instructors as usual to ensure that no one could possibly cheat.

She took them to the cleaners. With her winnings she paid off her car loan,
all of her college expenses, and even set some money aside for her
two-year-old daughter's college education. She said she wished she'd had
more money in the bank than just 4 1/2 months salary, because she would have
bet that, too. She knew she couldn't lose.

I'm sure that's what the other betters said, too. :-D

Gunny

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A performance test (or P-Run, as they were commonly called) is where air
traffic control students perform the job in a simulated environment and are
evaluated on their performance.

Ah, thanks for the detailed explanation.

FWIW one Access MVP is an air traffic controller at a very major US
airport.
She took them to the cleaners. With her winnings she paid off her car loan,
all of her college expenses, and even set some money aside for her
two-year-old daughter's college education. She said she wished she'd had
more money in the bank than just 4 1/2 months salary, because she would have
bet that, too. She knew she couldn't lose.

I'm sure that's what the other betters said, too. :-D

Hehehehe

Tony
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