Council Tax

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[font=Arial, sans-serif]Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]We have a huge council house at the end of our street.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]The extended family who live there is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]Her car is not taxed or insured and does not even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]Her bad-tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with his racist comments[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]A shop keeper blames her for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend but nothing has been proven yet.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]All the kids have broken marriages except the youngest who everyone thought was gay.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]The two grandchildren are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]The family's odd antics are always in the papers.[/font]



[font=Arial, sans-serif]They are out of control.......................[/font]







[font=Arial, sans-serif]Honestly, who'd live near Windsor Castle??!!!! [/font]

 

[floppybootstomp]

Not quite what I was expecting... lol

 

[Taffycat]

 

[historian]

counci ltax

Well that kept me on the edge of my chair,
what a great punch line------well done.
historian

 

[a2amali]

Nice one! i wasn't expecting to read this here but its funny.