Joe said:
G O O G L E I S Y O U R F R I E N D
Not necessarily.
On the second date with a VERY attractive lady, we were sitting on the couch
in her living room watching the TV news when George Bush said something
about something.
"That goddamn Bush should learn some history" the lady muttered.
"Uh, he has a bachelor's degree from Yale. In history," I offered.
"That's a goddamn LIE!" she enthusiastically retorted.
tap-tap-tappity-tap.
"Ah, here it is. He also has a Masters in Business Administration. From
Harvard," I reported.
"The GODDAMN Republicans have TAKEN OVER the goddamn INTERNET!" she
screeched. She began vibrating - whether from agitation or as a prelude to a
fit, I know not.
Fortunately, I had, for severall minutes, been composing a complicated, but
believable, excuse for leaving: "I have to go."
Morals:
1. Google is not always your friend.
2. Don't mess with manic-depressives (PC: bi-polar, non-pc: insane).