Backside Problem

[Andy.T]

Everytime I try to wipe my bum I get poopie on my fingers...
Any Ideas?

 

[Tom Willett]

Lick them off.

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[Gordon]

Everytime I try to wipe my bum I get poopie on my fingers...
Any Ideas?

Use paper?

 

[DL]

Get someone else to do it

 

[James Silverton]

Hello, Andy.T!
You wrote on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:31:46 GMT:

AT> Everytime I try to wipe my bum I get poopie on my
AT> fingers... Any Ideas?

Eat only with your right hand like an Arab.

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

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