I was born in Portland. My Dad was from Texas, My Mom from NE Portland.
Moved back to Texas at age 3 (I have a function to calculate that), did my
last year of High School at Madison in Portland. 1961-62
Moved to Portland in 92, then to Salem in 96, Back to Texas 1/2002
PacNorthwest is, by far, the most beautiful part of the country (but, it
ain't Texas)
You have to be a Texan to understand.
I also like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and blowing up
things with shotguns.