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casey.o
April 8 is here. As I speak, all my XP hadrdrives are being formatted
until they are blank. Even the ones that are not connected to computers
are self formatting in my spare parts box! Worse yet, my XP install CD,
melted and turned into a plastic image of Bill Gates (of course he's
laughing). What a sad day in history. This might be the beginning of
the end of civilization as we know it.
In the meantime, the guys over at Linux Headquarters are laughing their
asses off, since the sales of Linux have risen over 600 percent in the
last 24 hours. Just think of the windfall they are having. If (for
example) they were selling 5000 copies of Linux each day, they just sold
30,000 copies. That's a huge profit when you multiply 30,000 times
$0.00.
But dont give up just yet, there still is hope! Symantec might still
buy Windows XP, repackage it, add 27gigs of worthless bloat, toss in a
handful of viruses, and sell it to the government to be used for the
Federal Prison security code network, to insure that all present and
former inmates, who are doing time for possessing illegal copies of
Windows XP, will never see the light of day again, except as wallpaper
on the screen of their Windows 8 laptops.
And last but not least, if you're a true fan of Windows XP, you're not
alone. If you open the lid on your (deceased) XP computer, you'll
likely see a few more fans! The fans that have been keeping XP cool and
in the groove. Now that's pretty groovy....
As this day draws near, lets all toast to Windows XP. It's been nice
knowing you!
RIP - XP
until they are blank. Even the ones that are not connected to computers
are self formatting in my spare parts box! Worse yet, my XP install CD,
melted and turned into a plastic image of Bill Gates (of course he's
laughing). What a sad day in history. This might be the beginning of
the end of civilization as we know it.
In the meantime, the guys over at Linux Headquarters are laughing their
asses off, since the sales of Linux have risen over 600 percent in the
last 24 hours. Just think of the windfall they are having. If (for
example) they were selling 5000 copies of Linux each day, they just sold
30,000 copies. That's a huge profit when you multiply 30,000 times
$0.00.
But dont give up just yet, there still is hope! Symantec might still
buy Windows XP, repackage it, add 27gigs of worthless bloat, toss in a
handful of viruses, and sell it to the government to be used for the
Federal Prison security code network, to insure that all present and
former inmates, who are doing time for possessing illegal copies of
Windows XP, will never see the light of day again, except as wallpaper
on the screen of their Windows 8 laptops.
And last but not least, if you're a true fan of Windows XP, you're not
alone. If you open the lid on your (deceased) XP computer, you'll
likely see a few more fans! The fans that have been keeping XP cool and
in the groove. Now that's pretty groovy....
As this day draws near, lets all toast to Windows XP. It's been nice
knowing you!
RIP - XP