50 ways to leave your Vista!

[On the Bridge]

This is a Paul Simon tune parody normally called 50 ways to leave your Lover

The tune can be found here

See links on the bottom of post too

50 ways to leave your Vista

The problem is all inside your Drive
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista

She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista....

CHORUS:
You just format the drive , Clive
Get a New Mac , Jack
Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Boot from a *nix, Jix
You don't need to discuss much
Just erase your C, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please eXPlain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Vista
Fifty ways to leave your Vista

CHORUS

You just format the drive , Clive
Get a New Mac , Jack
Y'don't need that crap toy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Boot from a *nix, Jix
You don't need to discuss much
Just erase your C, Lee
And get yourself free



Original lyrics

http://www.wbr.com/paulsimon/lyrics/50ways_to_leave.html

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Pretty sad. You really have nothing to do. Why not ask your Mommy if you
can go outside and play. Turn off the computer, put your blanket down,
finish your bottle, and go play.

 

[AlexB]

I think you, idiot, should leave the Vista NG.

 

[On the Bridge]

you just made my kilfile.. geez you have no humor.. actually this tune with
the vista lyrics have been on my mind for a long time.. each time someone
cries for help on the phone and I save them from Vista.

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Why thank you. I just made your kilfile? I am going to go out tonight and
celebrate. Hopefully you will never respond to another one of my posts.
Just FYI

 

[Saucy]

 

[Gordon]

Just FYI

As this phrase occurs in all your excuses for posts, have you just heard
someone use it, and thought that it sounds great? I'm damn' sure you don't
know what it means.....

 

[Frank]

Wait a minute, I AM the Village Idiot.

I think you, idiot, should leave the Vista NG.

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Hey bonehead, who invited you to our party?

Buzz off. Just FYI

 

[Gordon]

Hey bonehead, who invited you to our party?

Buzz off. Just FYI

Ooooh! get you!

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Ooooh! get you!

OK. this is getting old.

 

[Gordon]

OK. this is getting old.

Yep. You sure are.

 

[AlexB]

No Frank, you a man of integrity with a lot of common sense. Don't devalue
the putdowns, they will lose all currency.

 

[NoStop]

No Frank, you a man of integrity with a lot of common sense. Don't devalue
the putdowns, they will lose all currency.

WTF does that mean!? You quoting from the Bible again, AleKKKB?

Cheers.

--
The three Rs of Microsoft support: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall.

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Q: What OS is built for lusers?
A: Which one requires running lusermgr.msc to create them?

Contact AlexB to find out how to "delouse" your Vista system.

 

[AlexB]

Vista is for people with above average IQ, substantially higher than
average. You are doing the right thing by saving cretins all sorts of
trouble. They should stay with old and outdated software where your Trojans
will run wild.

 

[Frank]

No Frank, you a man of integrity with a lot of common sense. Don't
devalue the putdowns, they will lose all currency.

Not to worry alexb, that is only "thetruthurts" trying to seal my identity.
Check his header.
He's a real coward and a loser.
Frank

 

[NoStop]

Vista is for people with above average IQ, substantially higher than
average.

If that were true, you, Frankie Boy and Bill Yawn wouldn't be running Vista.

Cheers.

--
The three Rs of Microsoft support: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall.

Proprietary Software: a 20th Century software business model.

Q: What OS is built for lusers?
A: Which one requires running lusermgr.msc to create them?

Contact AlexB to find out how to "delouse" your Vista system.

 

[Frank]

AlexB wrote:




If that were true, you, Frankie Boy and Bill Yawn wouldn't be running Vista.

Cheers.

Nah...he's referring to you, you moron!
But being stupid is only one of the reasons you're not/can't run Vista.
Being broke is the other.
Frank

 

[AlexB]

It all tied in one knot: first he is stupid, then nobody gives him a job,
then he is poor like a church mouse. A classical chicken and the egg issue.

 

[key.boarder]

It all tied in one knot: first he is stupid, then nobody gives him a job,
then he is poor like a church mouse. A classical chicken and the egg
issue.

Once again, nothing you say is making sense.