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From "MAD" magazine, January 2010 (yes, that's right, 2010)
The Fast Five
5 reasons why Microsoft thinks you'll love Windows 7
1. It includes even more useful features stolen from Apple.
2. Your computer will run much faster because you won't be able to load
most of your old programs
3. Less use of the word "Vista" means less instances of involuntary
twitching amongst PC users everywhere.
4. Newly designed front screen is cleaner, so it's much easier to read
Fatal Error messages.
5. PC users will enjoy a "virus_free feeling" for two weeks while hackers
prepare major security breaches for Windows 7.
Get your Windows 7 today!
The Fast Five
5 reasons why Microsoft thinks you'll love Windows 7
1. It includes even more useful features stolen from Apple.
2. Your computer will run much faster because you won't be able to load
most of your old programs
3. Less use of the word "Vista" means less instances of involuntary
twitching amongst PC users everywhere.
4. Newly designed front screen is cleaner, so it's much easier to read
Fatal Error messages.
5. PC users will enjoy a "virus_free feeling" for two weeks while hackers
prepare major security breaches for Windows 7.
Get your Windows 7 today!