muckshifter said:and telephone Jack before cleaning.
"So what's his number?"
Quadophile said:Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the colour of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said,
"So why is the groom wearing black?"
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