How Hot do You Want That? [OT]

[Vic Dura]

Come on...Australia and New Zealand have (#) sheep per person - up here
in Canada we get married to women and buy a duvet. But each to his own
choice, I guess.

In Australia or New Zealand, if you marry a sheep, can you marry more
than one? Do the anti-bigamy laws apply? I would think not with a 23/1
ratio.

I'm glad I don't live there. I wouldn't want to have to marry a sheep.

 

[John Corliss]

Top 10 Ways To Get Flamed In alt.comp.freeware

#1 post Spam (guaranteed)
#2 recommend shareware (guaranteed)
#3 top post (very probable)
#4 flame a top poster (very probable)
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10


Add your picks. Should make a useful guide for newbies.

Susan

http://www.ccountry.net/~jcorliss/F.A.Q./Page8.html

 

[POKO]

So ... what's the gestation period for a duvet?

If you fluff often and keep the surface clean, you never have to worry
about that. It's a Canadian version of safe sex. As the siggy 'points
out', "Dont use Viagara" (viagra).
Baaaaaaaa...
--
POKO SAID THAT ...........
reply to (e-mail address removed) don't use VIAGARA
Pat Keenan - Webmaster, Keenan Consulting
http://www.keenanconsulting.on.ca
silly portal: www.keenanconsulting.on.ca/portal.html

 

[Andy Mabbett]

http://www.ccountry.net/~jcorliss/F.A.Q./Page8.html

Hmmm; unframed content from a framed site. Where's the:

Note: This F.A.Q. doesn't necessarily reflect the views of all
those who post regularly to the alt.comp.freeware newsgroup. It
is intended as a guide only.

disclaimer you're so proud of, on that page?

And, as you wrote that so- called FAQ, why don't you adhere to it?

 

[Bob Adkins]

Top 10 Ways To Get Flamed In alt.comp.freeware

#1 post Spam (guaranteed)
#2 recommend shareware (guaranteed)
#3 top post (very probable)
#4 flame a top poster (very probable)

Then pray tell what CAN you post here?

In a word or 2 please. Please don't refer me to a FAQ.

Bob

 

[Tiger]

Then pray tell what CAN you post here?

In a word or 2 please. Please don't refer me to a FAQ.

Questions about, opinions of, or recommendations for...freeware.

--
Tiger

"Zero is where the fun starts
There is too much counting everywhere else."
- Hafiz

 

[Lance M Hillier, Sr]

Then pray tell what CAN you post here?

In a word or 2 please. Please don't refer me to a FAQ.

Bob

Lurk (observe) awhile...
see what gets flamed, what gets responded to,
what raises no comment except for friendly advice
Enjoy

 

[Aaron]

#-1 Critising someone's else favourite freeware app (unlikely,
but you never know)
#0 Point out someone else mistakes (Very probable if the one
making the mistake is one of the movers and shakers of this place)

#12 Post a *third* FAQ

Aaron

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

It averages five potfers.

<cackle>

I LIKE IT!

 

[John Fitzsimons]

John Corliss wrote:

http://www.pricelessware.org/2003/about2003PL.htm

I've kind of been waiting to hear comments from you and John F. on the
wording, new location . . .

Everything looks fine to me.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

Trying to play goderator

What...a thread on flames, and nobody's going to say, "trying to play
incinerator?" Sheesh!

 

[longshotjohn7]

Lurked for a year, posted for 2 months, and I notice that anything
can and does get flamed. The more I read, the more I wonder.

Bob

Well, don't wonder any more..it is about toes and what feet they belong.

--
longshotjohn 7

http://www.smartgroups.com/groups/hot2trot


The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but
because of those who look on and do nothing. --Albert Einstein

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

What...a thread on flames, and nobody's going to say, "trying to play
incinerator?" Sheesh!

Oh, Jaws - how punderfully cleaver of you to think of that, old palligator.

SOME of us have taste (even if it is only in our mouths).

--
Nicolaas.


- "Madness ... takes its toll ..."
-Count Frank N. Furter

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Well, don't wonder any more..it is about toes and what feet they belong.

.... and some belonger than others...

 

[Andy Mabbett]

<quote>
alt.comp.freeware FAQs

The FAQs contain additional information about the alt.comp.freeware
newsgroup. See the FAQs for the group's position on adware, spyware,
guidelines for posting etc.

which rather contradicts Corliss' disclaimer:

Note: This F.A.Q. doesn't necessarily reflect the views of all
those who post regularly to the alt.comp.freeware newsgroup. It
is intended as a guide only.

 

[Susan Bugher]

(of the FAQs links)

Everything looks fine to me.

Thanks for letting me know John.

Susan

 

[longshotjohn7]

... and some belonger than others...

ROTFLMAO



--
longshotjohn 7

http://www.smartgroups.com/groups/hot2trot


The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but
because of those who look on and do nothing. --Albert Einstein

 

[Duddits]

Hmmm;

Trolling, trolling, trolling, Keep them trolls a trolling, keep them
trolls a trolling - trollhide! No time to understand them just plonk and
plonk and ignore them.............

 

[Andy Mabbett]

Trolling, trolling, trolling,

Good of you to admit it.

Keep them trolls a trolling, keep them trolls a trolling - trollhide!
No time to understand them just plonk and plonk and ignore
them.............

Reply-To: Brainphart@

How apt.