How Hot do You Want That? [OT]

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Jealousy of our wonderful country will get you nowhere!!

Oh, Cheeses! [muted hysterical laughter]

 

[Alisdair]

Tiger wrote in

Hah...beat ya by two posts

ROTF! I can't compete, shoot, I can barely type fo rhte laffing!

--
Cheers,
Alisdair

"The past is written. It will not change. But the present is being
written as we live and the future will be written as we dictate it.
Live accordingly."

 

[null]

# 3,461 Recommend eradicating IE and OE
# 3,462 Recommend keeping IE and OE


Art
http://www.epix.net/~artnpeg

 

[Tiger]

#6 Bragging that you beat someone by two posts

}:OP

#7 Whining because somebody beat you by two posts ;-P

--
Tiger

"Zero is where the fun starts
There is too much counting everywhere else."
- Hafiz

 

[DC]

#7 Whining because somebody beat you by two posts ;-P

#8 Having breath smelling like cat food }:OD

 

[n e a d]

Piss theAustralians off......

Or, piss ON the Australians.

....juuuust kidding...don't get your knickers in a knot, bloke.

-sam (not sammy)

 

[Tiger]

#8 Having breath smelling like cat food }:OD

#9 Having bony growths on one's head and a big nose ;-S

--
Tiger

"Zero is where the fun starts
There is too much counting everywhere else."
- Hafiz

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Oh, Cheeses! [muted hysterical laughter]

Oh, brother.

To quote Eliza Dolittle, "Not BLOODY likely!"

And so begins the race to claim the country having the
most sheep...

Ba(a)h! VELCRO!

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Kia ora, kei te pehea koe?

What do you call a team with 15 mugs and only one cup?

The Wallabies.

Max, you mis-spelled "Wobb[a]lies"

 

[Boomer]

Susan Bugher said:

Top 10 Ways To Get Flamed In alt.comp.freeware

#1 post Spam (guaranteed)
#2 recommend shareware (guaranteed)
#3 top post (very probable)
#4 flame a top poster (very probable)

Add your picks. Should make a useful guide for newbies.

Susan

Posting OT

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Susan Bugher said:



Posting OT

Trying to play moderator

 

[DC]

#9 Having bony growths on one's head and a big nose ;-S

You know what they say about guys with big noses and bony growths...

};O)

 

[Tiger]

You know what they say about guys with big noses and bony growths...

};O)

They pull sleighs?

--
Tiger

"Zero is where the fun starts
There is too much counting everywhere else."
- Hafiz

 

[Peder]

Trying to play moderator

Trying to play fatherator

/Peder

 

[Blinky the Shark]

#5.5 Being beaten by two posts by a smelly mammal.

 

[Nicolaas Hawkins]

Come on...Australia and New Zealand have (#) sheep per person - up here
in Canada we get married to women and buy a duvet. But each to his own
choice, I guess.

So ... what's the gestation period for a duvet?

 

[Max Quordlepleen]

Come on...Australia and New Zealand have (#) sheep per person - up
here in Canada we get married to women and buy a duvet. But each
to his own choice, I guess.

The numbers quoted for new Zealand were wrong anyway - it's down to a
total of about 45 million, or 11 each. And of course, unlike Canada,
our cows don't have BSE.

 

[biff mullins]

Top 10 Ways To Get Flamed In alt.comp.freeware

#1 feed a corliss (you'll be banned from the usenet)
#2 recommend shareware (guaranteed)
#3 post Spam (guaranteed)
#4 flame a top poster (very probable)
#5 top post (very probable)
#6
#7
#8
#9
#10


Add your picks. Should make a useful guide for newbies.

Susan

 

[=?ISO-8859-1?Q?=BBQ=AB?=]

The numbers quoted for new Zealand were wrong anyway - it's down
to a total of about 45 million, or 11 each.

Wtf did you do to those poor sheep?

Wait, don't answer that.

 

[Max Quordlepleen]

How is that "unlike Canada"? It was _one_ cow,

Actually, I had heard both the number of animals involved, _and_ its origin. Still, one BSE-infected cow is one more than us. 8^)