Will i get a mortgage?

Yes, you probably will. :)

But not a 100% mortgage I'm afraid. :D
 
It is fugly innit? There's only so much you can do with white but in the 70's this was all the rage, which probably means the gaff ain't seen a lick o paint since Abba and Alvin Stardust were in the charts.

But get this, the bedrooms are 65 metres away, via a corridor, from the rest of this dwelling. Thassa helluva long way to go to take a leak in the middle of the night, a round trip of 130 metres just to splash the boots :eek:

But hey, I'd love it. Why? Cos then I could invite Cameron and Clegg round and say 'Not bad for a yob from the council estate eh?' Then throw them both off of the balcony :)

Oh, feeling mischievous this evening ;)
 
Um... after 30 seconds of bargaining, let's say the price is £60,000,000 — cash. "Over" 9,000 sq ft, it says (let's say 9,500), it'll be £6,300 per sq ft. In figures that I understand, that is €81,300 per m².

Nice try. No thankee. No matter the location. No matter the amount of (horrible) kitsch. No matter what. No thankee.
 
IF i had the money i would go off shore to Sark.
Not Jersey as that Bergerac used to investigate to many murderers there!
 
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