Vista fanboys, answer me this:

[David]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

Dave

 

[Jerry Atricks]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

Dave

First of all who needs credit from you. You are just looking for a fight
and maybe just trying to pass time untill your parents come by and get you
from the sitters. Just FYI.

Second of all if you went in for surgery, it wouldn't matter because once
the doctor opened up your pointy head, there would just be an empty space.

 

[Vista User]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

If the alternative is you sitting there with a four function calculator then
yes.

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

If the alternative is you sitting there with a four function calculator then
yes.

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

Dave

Now a question for you. Do your parents have any children that they are
proud of?

 

[Frank]

Second of all if you went in for surgery, it wouldn't matter because once
the doctor opened up your pointy head, there would just be an empty space.

hehehe...that's funny and proly true!
Frank

 

[Guest]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

In case of brain surgery, I'd wear my finest tin foil hat.

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

Neil & Buzz relied on slide rules, so why not?

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

No. I've got the hat for protection.

Jan

 

[McG.]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

Dave

*PLONK*

 

[McG.]

If the alternative is you sitting there with a four function calculator
then yes.



If the alternative is you sitting there with a four function calculator
then yes.



Now a question for you. Do your parents have any children that they are
proud of?

Did they have any that lived?

 

[McG.]

In case of brain surgery, I'd wear my finest tin foil hat.


Neil & Buzz relied on slide rules, so why not?


No. I've got the hat for protection.

Jan

They don't go flying to the moon on software you can afford to take home.
Just a thought...doctors might be a different matter.
McG.

 

[Kerry Brown]

Would you have brain surgery if you knew the doctor was relying on a
computer running Vista to dig inside that empty head of yours?

Would you take a trip to the moon knowing that Vista was loaded on
computers controlling life support and navigation?

If you answer yes to either one, you are either more stupid than I give
you credit for, or you have a death wish.

Dave

I would want the equipment the doctor is using to be purpose built running
an embedded OS. I wouldn't want a pc running any OS. Pc's are too
unreliable. He could use a pc running whatever he wanted for keeping notes,
outside communication, etc.

 

[Guest]

In your case, they threw away the baby, and raised the afterbirth!!!

 

[Tie Various]

you are bill yanair... just another disguise for a craphead moron

if we compare vista and your dork brain, its hard to decide which one is
stupider....

 

[Tie Various]

how cute.. 2 idiots that agree with each other!

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Tie Various]

Wait.. Vista IS controlling their stupid BORG brains in the "Vista
Collective".

Thats why all of them say the same dorky stupid things by supporting their
beloved Vista.

Have you noticed that the diehard fans never sleep? They only rest between
blue screens...

gesh they are stupid

 

[Sean]

I think in general trolls need brain surgery though. Seriously, do you just
not have a life that you come here to post such idiotic non sense? So you
don't like Windows, here is a hint...DON'T USE IT. Nobody has forced you to
use Vista. Nobody forces me to use Fedora or Ubuntu, so I certainly do not
waste my life going into their forums whining.

 

[dennis@home]

In case of brain surgery, I'd wear my finest tin foil hat.


Neil & Buzz relied on slide rules, so why not?

If you can ever listen to the original sound track (1) you will here NASA
reading out a hex patch as Apollo 11 lands.
Of course that was just to add realism to the spoof. ;-)

(1)
There were at least two radio channels and on the original TV broadcasts you
could hear them both.
On subsequent repeats one channel is missing.

 

[Jupiter Jones [MVP]]

"just another disguise"
Coming from the person who changes name regularly in vain efforts to
escape and hide.
You really should start reading what you write before you post.

 

[Frank]

you are bill yanair... just another disguise for a craphead moron

if we compare vista and your dork brain, its hard to decide which one is
stupider....

Well loser, how many names have you tried...?
You're an idiot!
Frank

 

[Jerry Atricks]

Feel better now?

 

[Adam Albright]

"just another disguise"
Coming from the person who changes name regularly in vain efforts to
escape and hide.
You really should start reading what you write before you post.

Conversely you're too damn dumb to change the name you post under and
prefer to remind people what a conceited jerk and dumbass you are.
Duh!

Geez... if they handed out awards for fools, you'd be second in line,
right behind Frank.

 

[Brian W]

I think in general trolls need brain surgery though. Seriously, do you just
not have a life that you come here to post such idiotic non sense? So you
don't like Windows, here is a hint...DON'T USE IT. Nobody has forced you to
use Vista. Nobody forces me to use Fedora or Ubuntu, so I certainly do not
waste my life going into their forums whining.

Hear hear. This group needs moderating IMO, it's getting too full of kids
arguing, name calling, bitching and Vista-bashing (this is meant to be a
Vista SUPPORT group for people with real Vista-related problems)