Virus warning or hoax?

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beachnut

Message -- this is legitimate.
WORST VIRUS EVER ---CNN ANNOUNCED
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST !!

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by
Microsoft as the most destructive ever

This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine
has yet ! been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector
Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are
stored.
This virus acts in the following manner:

It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the
title

"A Card for You".

As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer
freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the
reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently
destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused
panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was
received by an employee of Microsoft itself.
So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for
You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it!! Even if you know the
sender !!!
Please pass this mail to all of your friends.

Forward this to everyone in your address book. I'm sure most
people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than not at
all.Steve, Jason, and "the Udo"
 
M

me

beachnut said:
Message -- this is legitimate.


has yet ! been developed. This virus simply destroys Sector
Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are
stored.
freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the
reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently
destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused
panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was
received by an employee of Microsoft itself.
You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it!! Even if you know the
sender !!!
people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than not at
all.
Steve, Jason, and "the Udo"

First, read:
http://vmyths.com/fas/fas1.cfm

Answer to your question:
http://vmyths.com/hoax.cfm?id=223&page=3

Consider a reply to whoever send it with this (sorry, I lost the
link):

**********************************************
WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE!
Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!
**********************************************

WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of
Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet
users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to
believe without question every groundless story, legend, and
dire warning that shows up in their Inbox or on their browser.
The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people
believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie
recipes, E-Mail viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick
schemes [perhaps conspiracy theories should be included here].

"These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy
lottery tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman
said. "Most are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the
same stories if told to them by a stranger on a street corner."
However, once these same people become infected with the
Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on the
Internet.

"My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone,"
reported one weeping victim. "I believe every warning message
and sick child story my friends forward to me, even though most
of the messages are anonymous."

Another victim, now in remission, added, "When I first heard
about 'Good Times,' I just accepted it without question. After
all, there were dozens of other recipients on the mail header,
so I thought the virus must be true." It was a long time, the
victim said, before she could stand up at a Hoaxees Anonymous
meeting and state, "My name is Jane, and I've been hoaxed." Now,
however, she is spreading the word. "Challenge and check
whatever you read," she says.

Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of
the virus, which include the following:

* the willingness to believe improbable stories without
thinking

* the urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to
others

* a lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a
story is true

T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one
reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost
all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using
shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, T . C. said he
would stop reading e-mail, so that he would not become infected.

Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help
immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings of
gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search engine
and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most
hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely discussed and
exposed by the Internet community.

Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and
there is online help from many sources, including

* Rob Rosenberger's "Reality Check on viruses" at
http://www.kumite.com/myths

* Department of Energy Computer Incident Advisory Capability
at http://HoaxBusters.ciac.org/

* The Urban Legends Web Site at http://www.urbanlegends.com

* The Stiller Research virus hoax page at:
http://www.stiller.com/hoaxes.htm

Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate
themselves against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good
material on evaluating sources, such as

* Evaluating Internet Research Sources at
http://www.virtualsalt.com/evalu8it.htm

* Evaluation of Information Sources at
http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm

* Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at
http://www.lib.vt.edu/research/libinst/evalbiblio.html

Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out
the Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to
anyone who forwards them a hoax.

****************************************************************
Forward this message to all your friends right away! Don't think
about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't
check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it!
This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation
points!!! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting
person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten
cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are
forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously
thinking too much.)
****************************************************************

J
 
S

Stratman

SNIP 8<
people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than not at
all.
Steve, Jason, and "the Udo"

This is a virus either way. The message replicates itself and gets sent to
all contacts in an address book. Does it matter whether the means of
propagation is a script file, a software routine or a gullible half-wit? The
end result is the same.
DD
 
F

FromTheRafters

beachnut said:
Message -- this is legitimate.

Looks like a hoax so far.


Even more so now.

99.998% sure that this is a hoax (...and a chain letter)

Microsoft? 99.9999999998% sure now.
has yet ! been developed.

This is pretty much a standard phrase for virus hoax e-mails.

Very very very close to 100% sure it is a hoax.
This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk,
where vital information for its functioning are stored.

Also pretty much standard phrasing for stupid virus hoax e-mails.
If they say that this virus causes sterility and wipes out your VCR
tapes then I will be at 100% surety

[snip]
...[...]...the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying
the hard disk.

Are you sure there wasn't something about sterility or EMP that
you failed to mention? ;o)
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New
York, according to news broadcast by CNN.

No doubt due to the fact that its electromagnetic pulse wiped
out all of the VCR tapes at the rental stores within a ten mile
radius.
This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself.

....and we would all have been very proud of him had he not
saw fit to e-mail this stupid hoax to everyone in his address
book.

[snip]

So it can spread like a virus does?

....and to the Department of Redundancy Department.
(attributed to "The Firesign Theatre" comedy troupe)
I'm sure most people, like myself, would rather receive this
notice 25 times than not at all.

I would rather receive it not at all.
 
F

FromTheRafters

Stratman said:
This is a virus either way.

Nope.

First and foremost, a computer virus is a program.

[snip]
Does it matter whether the means of propagation is a script file,
a software routine or a gullible half-wit?

Yes. But sometimes a worm will replicate and propagate in
this way. Yet they still must be programs to qualify as "worm"
or "virus".
The end result is the same.

These are chain letters, and a PITA, but a virus or worm is
a bigger PITA.
 
H

Heather

Rafters.......you crack me up!! You remind me of whats his face.....ummm,
(senility here)........aha.....Bob Newhart!!

This one was very good.....keep 'em coming.

Figgs

FromTheRafters said:
Message -- this is legitimate.

Looks like a hoax so far.


Even more so now.

99.998% sure that this is a hoax (...and a chain letter)

Microsoft? 99.9999999998% sure now.
vaccine
has yet ! been developed.

This is pretty much a standard phrase for virus hoax e-mails.

Very very very close to 100% sure it is a hoax.
This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk,
where vital information for its functioning are stored.

Also pretty much standard phrasing for stupid virus hoax e-mails.
If they say that this virus causes sterility and wipes out your VCR
tapes then I will be at 100% surety

[snip]
...[...]...the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying
the hard disk.

Are you sure there wasn't something about sterility or EMP that
you failed to mention? ;o)
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New
York, according to news broadcast by CNN.

No doubt due to the fact that its electromagnetic pulse wiped
out all of the VCR tapes at the rental stores within a ten mile
radius.
This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself.

...and we would all have been very proud of him had he not
saw fit to e-mail this stupid hoax to everyone in his address
book.

[snip]

So it can spread like a virus does?

...and to the Department of Redundancy Department.
(attributed to "The Firesign Theatre" comedy troupe)
I'm sure most people, like myself, would rather receive this
notice 25 times than not at all.

I would rather receive it not at all.
 
D

Dr.X

<Snip hoax>



Mental midgets that believe and forward this garbage deserve to have their
hardware whacked by just such a virus.



Dr.X

Shamelessly stolen sig (from whom, I don't remember).

Next time you get an email telling you to forward it to all your friends,
please forget I'm your friend.
 
S

Shane

Forward this to everyone in your address book. I'm sure most
people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than not at
all.

Mm. Such are the trials of training a spam filter. La di da.


Shane
 
S

Shane

FromTheRafters said:
Message -- this is legitimate.

Looks like a hoax so far.


Even more so now.

99.998% sure that this is a hoax (...and a chain letter)

Microsoft? 99.9999999998% sure now.
vaccine
has yet ! been developed.

This is pretty much a standard phrase for virus hoax e-mails.

Very very very close to 100% sure it is a hoax.
This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk,
where vital information for its functioning are stored.

Also pretty much standard phrasing for stupid virus hoax e-mails.
If they say that this virus causes sterility and wipes out your VCR
tapes then I will be at 100% surety

[snip]
...[...]...the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying
the hard disk.

Are you sure there wasn't something about sterility or EMP that
you failed to mention? ;o)
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New
York, according to news broadcast by CNN.

No doubt due to the fact that its electromagnetic pulse wiped
out all of the VCR tapes at the rental stores within a ten mile
radius.
This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself.

...and we would all have been very proud of him had he not
saw fit to e-mail this stupid hoax to everyone in his address
book.

[snip]

So it can spread like a virus does?

...and to the Department of Redundancy Department.
(attributed to "The Firesign Theatre" comedy troupe)

Destroys Sectors R and N, but only after curfew?

Shane
 
F

FromTheRafters

Shane said:
Destroys Sectors R and N, but only after curfew?

Hahaha! Good one Shane, but I'm afraid the offer isn't
good in sectors "R" or "N" (they're up in the hills) ;o)
 
S

Shane

FromTheRafters said:
Hahaha! Good one Shane, but I'm afraid the offer isn't
good in sectors "R" or "N" (they're up in the hills) ;o)
Bummer (Catherwood). I guess the OP should take off his shoes.

<vbg>

Shane
 
S

Shane

FromTheRafters said:
...it's like a walk down memory lane, thanks for the link.
I remember ordering the albums from HMV here in Oxford St. They thought I
was taking the piss.

Shane
 

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