UK Citizen Test

[Anon_F]

So do you know enough to become a UK Citizen?
If you think you do click HERE

 

[Madxgraphics]

Had I taken a minute more I probably would have got 100 %...

 

[Urmas]

 

[Ian]

Jolly well done old bean! You're now officially a Brit... here's your ceremonial crumpet and teabag

 

[Ian]

Haha, this is too funny... I failed... and I was actually trying!

12/24

 

[Becky]

I got 14 out of 24... which is a bit pants, but at least I beat Ian!!

 

[Urmas]

... here's your ceremonial crumpet and teabag

AAAAAAAARGH!!!

 

[floppybootstomp]

I failed, I failed, ship me out to Australia cos I am a criminal...

11 out of 24.

How I supposed to know how many kids there are or what percentage Muslims we got?

That be silly.

 

[Abarbarian]

Ha ha the link gives me a white page on me Mandriva FF box. I'll try layer when I'm plugged into me Windows box.

 

[Urmas]

Ha ha the link gives me a white page on me Mandriva FF box.

Do you have Flash installed?

Tea, crumpet... riiiiight...

 

[Taffycat]

How embarrassing... 13 out of 24 so another failure. Can I blame it on being a Celt?

 

[Abarbarian]

Yep got the latest from Adobe. You Tube works but loads of other sites just will not play vids.

Nice lunch you have on the table.

 

[Urmas]

You Tube works but loads of other sites just will not play vids.

Yorkshire, you have a problem. Should work 100%. Java OK?

 

[Abarbarian]

https://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=13429822#post13429822

Carry on here if you like Urmas as I don't want to hijack this thread.

 

[nivrip]

Failed !!!! 15 out of 24.


Well, up here in Yorkshire we think of ourselves as being out of the UK anyway.

 

[JaLing]

Seems that I should leave also.... 8/24
Oh well... our country is going downhill anyways.

 

[crazylegs]

what a load a cack...9/24..

 

[floppybootstomp]

Seems that I should leave also.... 8/24
Oh well... our country is going downhill anyways.

I was wondering...

Has mankind ever ventured any other opinion that his planet/continent/country/town/neighbourhood has done anything but go downhill since he learned to walk upright?

Probably not - born cynics and moaners the lot of ya

Niv wants a similar setup for Whitby like in that movie 'Passport To Pimlico' - we are an island - all you Cornish, Jocks, Taffs and East Sheffield people - deal with it

CL offers the opinion elsewhere that we will never see the likes of Sir Bobby Robson again.

I'll offer the opinion that - we will. He didn't have exclusivity to being Mr Nice Guy.

There's probably a kid being born right now who will go to live in a little village just outside York who will grow up to become a thoroughly nice person in the world of football. You wait and see

Got that off me chest then

 

[Abarbarian]

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

Time taken: 05 minutes 11 seconds


Looks like the nice kid who lived in a village just outside York and grew up into a nice chap don't have what it takes and is being shipped out with the rest of the failures.

At least I got Mandy working

 

[cavillas]

What have the majority of questions in that quiz got to do with being British? Very few in fact. They ask very little about our way of life, customs and expectations of one to another and there is no question that states you should be able to speak English to becoam a Citizen.