Welcome to the NewsARSE Network!
We strongly believe that all news stories should be considered A Remarkable Special Event (ARSE), and as such each and every story we cover is treated like ARSE.
Do you have ARSE you think we should cover? Then let us know. We are always looking for stories to bring to the public.
We’re constantly looking to bring you the news as you want it, and we’re not afraid to skip a few steps like checking facts or corroborating sources.
In fact, it is highly likely that what you just read on here was completely made up.
That’s why we’re different, we admit our mistakes up front, and make no promises on accuracy.
NewsARSE, because we never let the truth get in the way of a funny story.
