Top 10 Access Car Bumper Stickers

[Jeff Conrad]

How about a semi-annual list this time since I have one ready?
(actually I have two ready and one shy of a third list complete ;-))

Here ya go:

Top 10 Access Car Bumper Stickers:


10. My other car is a bug free 32-bit API




9. If You're_Close_Enough_To_Read_This = True Then
Docmd.RunCommand acCmdBackOff!!
End If



8. Do you believe in St Vinson?




7. Driver carries no cash, he's a self-employed Access Junkie




6. This vehicle stops at all SQL sightings




5. Warning - Security System In Place:
Three totally unnecessary dialog prompts before door will open




4. Even Yoda has a day job




3. "Ahhh......Ahhhh.......ASHISH!!!"
"Bless You"




2. Been there - Dinh that





And the Number One Access Car Bumper Sticker:



1. Normalized Highway Table Structure: 1 Road --> Many Idiots



I spend way too much time in the car!
If you've seen any others I'd love to hear them.
I have several others, but I'll wait just a bit.
<g>

 

[RobFMS]

=)

That's good!

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[Fred Boer]

Ah, Jeff... that long commute is having an effect, eh? <g>

I think #7 might be a popular one!

Fred

 

[Jeff Conrad]

Too long of a commute I'm afraid Fred.


If you heard my Dad sneeze you'd swear he says Dev's last name.
<g>

 

[Jeff Conrad]

In case you're interested Fred, here are the remaining ones on the list I had:
(in no particular order)

Got Access??

Have you hugged an Access MVP today?

I brake for Word MVPs...............NOT!

0 to 60 lines of de-bugged code in under 5.6 seconds

I'd rather be doing ANYTHING with Access than sitting in traffic

Warning! Access Junkie on board

 

[Fred Boer]

You've got the Access Junkie warning sign in the car window, right?

Fred

 

[Dirk Goldgar]

So Jeff, now that your countdown of "Days Left" is up ... what were you
counting down to? Surely it wasn't just the posting of your
bumper-sticker list! (Not that they don't make me smile.)

 

[Jeff Conrad]

Working on that Fred.
;-)

 

[Jeff Conrad]

It was supposed to be the list and something else, but
the "something else" didn't work out at the moment. It
will have to wait for another time.

 

[Dirk Goldgar]

It was supposed to be the list and something else, but
the "something else" didn't work out at the moment. It
will have to wait for another time.

That's a shame. Better luck in the future with ... whatever it is.

 

[tina]

ROF, LOL