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LET IT BE KNOWN both near and far, to Windows Vista users and to all the
Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:
ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100 kilometres
above from the surface and into the interior of the Earth along a line
containing the point of the center of the Earth and intersecting the surface
of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed by Canada
and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.
Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun, stellar
body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other entity of
known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim made by
a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He establishes the
Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or "CANADA
II").
SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.
[Special Exception: the Moon]
With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing of "man"
on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon, some
people of the earth think The United States of America has a special place
claim on the Moon.
Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the United
States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The United States of
America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for peaceful
scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and 100
meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as defined along
direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting the surface of the Sea.
America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to travel to and
from the Sea of Tranquility.
The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for military
purposes.
Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant government
must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting the
militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
The United States of America also may, according to this license and only
for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space stations", rockets
and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE within
1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception of any
satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other undescribed
devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive military action.
Expressly banned are destructive bombs and destructive LASER beam devices.
[End Special Exception]
Let the nations of the world hear:
Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise apply for
express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and must
abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or denials.
Other than the rights and limitations of the special exception license on
the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of America must otherwise abide by
the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
declaration.
In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
determination.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
GOD keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Nations of the Earth, that this DECLARATION is made:
ALL SPACE (define as any point at a greater distance then 100 kilometres
above from the surface and into the interior of the Earth along a line
containing the point of the center of the Earth and intersecting the surface
of the Earth) is claimed by CANADA as Canadian territory possessed by Canada
and intrinsically Canadian both now and forevermore.
Let it be known that any claim of any point, planet, planetoid, sun, stellar
body, meteor, moon, galaxy, nebula, system of bodies or any other entity of
known or unknown type or kind is null and void unless it is a claim made by
a Canadian for Canada or by Jesus the Christ Himself when He establishes the
Kingdom (otherwise known as "the marginal upgrade to CANADA" or "CANADA
II").
SUCH is the way it is and will be henceforth.
[Special Exception: the Moon]
With a nod to the extraordinary hoax that was the supposed landing of "man"
on the Moon and the supposed placing of the rebel rag thereupon, some
people of the earth think The United States of America has a special place
claim on the Moon.
Therefore, in goodwill and benevolency, and lest citizens of the United
States of America bear any undo ridicule, CANADA grants The United States of
America one, 75 year, limited license on the Sea of Tranquility for peaceful
scientific activity and use. America is limited to the Sea only and 100
meters of SPACE directly above and directly below the Sea as defined along
direct lines to the center of the Moon intersecting the surface of the Sea.
America also MAY use SPACE for the duration of the license to travel to and
from the Sea of Tranquility.
The United States MAY NOT use SPACE or the Sea of Tranquility for military
purposes.
Furthermore, the President of the United States and the attendant government
must cease and desist all activity, current and future, promoting the
militarization of SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
Absolutely no nuclear explosive devices may be put into SPACE, nor
transported to nor constructed in or at SPACE and/or the Sea of Tranquility.
The United States of America also may, according to this license and only
for the duration, continue to operate satellites, "space stations", rockets
and shuttles and other undescribed devices and vehicles in SPACE within
1,500 kilometres of the surface of Earth with the exception of any
satellites, "space stations", rockets and shuttles and other undescribed
devices and vehicles which are capable of destructive military action.
Expressly banned are destructive bombs and destructive LASER beam devices.
[End Special Exception]
Let the nations of the world hear:
Other countries than the United States of America, must otherwise apply for
express permission from CANADA for to use SPACE in any capacity and must
abide by any permission granted, limitations on permissions or denials.
Other than the rights and limitations of the special exception license on
the Sea of Tranquility, the United States of America must otherwise abide by
the same rules as "Other countries" as per this paragraph and this
declaration.
In the unlikely event of ambiguity arising from the wording of this
declaration, CANADA's decision on the matter will be the final
determination.
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
GOD keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.