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kirk jim
Bill Gates reveals the truth!
Many of you might think that my passion was making software and operating
systems. However this is not true.
My true secret goal was to
make the industry create super computers with very low cost.
My strategy was to dominate the market so I can have total control over it
and then keep artificially bloating our products so you would need more and
more powerful computers to run them. The software could be made
20 to 100 times smaller than we make them... but had we done that, we would
still have the technology of 486 machines.
By my artificial bloating strategy we are able now to have super powerful
computers and low prices.
This was my secret goal. And even linux and apple owes their advancements to
ME! If it was not for MY goal,
and bloat strategy they would not have the computing power to make their own
operating systems.
For example Macs now use Intel processors that because of my bloat strategy
kept evolving at a tremendous pace.
Had I been like all the others who kept telling me to keep my applications
lean, all the market would be far behind.
And here is a secret I will reveal to you today. The bloat is bogus code
that does nothing at all!
Some times our programers have problems finding all that data to fill in the
bloat, so I had an idea to
put some digital music from Mozart inside windows.. running inside the OS in
an infinite loop!
or vista the needs for bloat was more.. so I gracefully gave my personal
video collection of my camcorder
videos of my dog Skippy. I lost that dog, and I wanted him to live forever
in vista.
YES the REAL code that actually does the work is only 10% of the whole OS or
program. The rest is redundant code that
does absolutely nothing but take up space and eat CPU cycles.
We went from win95 that needed 50 mb to install to 150mb for win98 to 600mb
for windows Me, to 1.5 GB for XP,
and now with vista you need 10 GB to install it. Vienna our next OS will
need 150 GB of space to install and 10 cpu cores
to work.
Another example of this, is the need for super powerfull GPU graphic cards
for vista. While linux can do the same things
with one tenth the power with XGL, we wanted to push the cards too to the
limits. Soon we will have multicore GPU graphic cars that will use enough
energy to cook a chicken on the chips, with 10 GB of ram just to run
windows.
If we stripped all the bogus nonsense code out of windows vista, it would
happily run on a Pentium 133 with 32 mb ram!
But we don't want that.. we want to keep pushing the limits.. and this is my
contribution to the evolution of technology.
I am revealing this information now although it may seem controversial
because I want to go down in history
as the person who pushed technology to its limits by every means possible,
using artificial bloat was my revolution!
Bill Gates.
the above is fictional. All similarities with true facts are coincidental
Many of you might think that my passion was making software and operating
systems. However this is not true.
My true secret goal was to
make the industry create super computers with very low cost.
My strategy was to dominate the market so I can have total control over it
and then keep artificially bloating our products so you would need more and
more powerful computers to run them. The software could be made
20 to 100 times smaller than we make them... but had we done that, we would
still have the technology of 486 machines.
By my artificial bloating strategy we are able now to have super powerful
computers and low prices.
This was my secret goal. And even linux and apple owes their advancements to
ME! If it was not for MY goal,
and bloat strategy they would not have the computing power to make their own
operating systems.
For example Macs now use Intel processors that because of my bloat strategy
kept evolving at a tremendous pace.
Had I been like all the others who kept telling me to keep my applications
lean, all the market would be far behind.
And here is a secret I will reveal to you today. The bloat is bogus code
that does nothing at all!
Some times our programers have problems finding all that data to fill in the
bloat, so I had an idea to
put some digital music from Mozart inside windows.. running inside the OS in
an infinite loop!
or vista the needs for bloat was more.. so I gracefully gave my personal
video collection of my camcorder
videos of my dog Skippy. I lost that dog, and I wanted him to live forever
in vista.
YES the REAL code that actually does the work is only 10% of the whole OS or
program. The rest is redundant code that
does absolutely nothing but take up space and eat CPU cycles.
We went from win95 that needed 50 mb to install to 150mb for win98 to 600mb
for windows Me, to 1.5 GB for XP,
and now with vista you need 10 GB to install it. Vienna our next OS will
need 150 GB of space to install and 10 cpu cores
to work.
Another example of this, is the need for super powerfull GPU graphic cards
for vista. While linux can do the same things
with one tenth the power with XGL, we wanted to push the cards too to the
limits. Soon we will have multicore GPU graphic cars that will use enough
energy to cook a chicken on the chips, with 10 GB of ram just to run
windows.
If we stripped all the bogus nonsense code out of windows vista, it would
happily run on a Pentium 133 with 32 mb ram!
But we don't want that.. we want to keep pushing the limits.. and this is my
contribution to the evolution of technology.
I am revealing this information now although it may seem controversial
because I want to go down in history
as the person who pushed technology to its limits by every means possible,
using artificial bloat was my revolution!
Bill Gates.
the above is fictional. All similarities with true facts are coincidental
