The new FAQ

[Andy Mabbett]

Here is the new FAQ; answers courtesy of Corliss:


Q:
Is discussion of non- freeware off topic?

A:

if it isn't freeware, that doesn't mean that discussion of it is off
topic in this group.

Q:
When is something that isn't freeware on-topic?

A:

It's a program that I myself use extensively.

Answers originally from:

message <[email protected]> by John Corliss
<[email protected]#>

with my (but, apparenlty, not his) appologies to the owners of the .to
TLD.

 

[Bryan]

Here is the new FAQ; answers courtesy of Corliss:

<snips the shit>

This is about the saddest post I've seen in a while!
;(

 

[Tiger]

<snips the shit>

This is about the saddest post I've seen in a while!
;(

But considering the source, not surprising.

--
Tiger

"Zero is where the fun starts
There is too much counting everywhere else."
- Hafiz

 

[Bryan]

But considering the source, not surprising.

Maybe, but oh, so childish!
Haven't got a clue why - don't want to know!

 

[Andy Mabbett]

This is about the saddest post I've seen in a while!

Why did you make it, then?

 

[Andy Mabbett]

Haven't got a clue why - don't want to know!

Perhaps that's your problem?

 

[=?ISO-8859-1?Q?=BBQ=AB?=]

This is about the saddest post I've seen in a while!
;(

Stay tuned. He's just getting warmed up.

 

[Steve H]

Here is the new FAQ; answers courtesy of Corliss:

<snip>

....and you reckon you're not obsessed?

Yeah, riiiiiiight.

 

[Alan]

Here is the new FAQ; answers courtesy of Corliss:

<snip>

LOL! I must say, Andy, that regardless of your intentions here, you
appear to be developing a sense of humour. I laughed heartily when I saw
your new batch of headers here today, especially reading this one. I
find your whole current "pursuit" to be a source of episodic amusement -
not intended as a critisim, just my own reaction to it all.

 

[Andy Mabbett]

<snip>

LOL! I must say, Andy, that regardless of your intentions here, you
appear to be developing a sense of humour.

Talk about "damned by faint praise". I have a fully developed sense of
humour, and have had, for many years, thank you.

I laughed heartily when I saw your new batch of headers here today,
especially reading this one. I find your whole current "pursuit" to be
a source of episodic amusement - not intended as a critisim, just my
own reaction to it all.

Optimist or pessimist aside, the glass is clearly twice as big as it
needs to be.

Optimist or pessimist aside, there is insufficient beer.

 

[Andy Mabbett]

...and you reckon you're not obsessed?

Address your comments to Corliss, who names me in every sig, has
followed me to other newsgroups, forged my identity, committed copyright
theft to modify pictures of me, etc. etc.

 

[Steve H]

Address your comments to Corliss,
No.

who names me in every sig,

If that's a mark of obsession then it seems you're self-obsessed too.

has followed me to other newsgroups, forged my identity, committed copyright
theft to modify pictures of me, etc. etc.

....and ever since then you've been obsessed with him.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

On Sat, 25 Oct 2003 21:50:44 +0100, Andy Mabbett

If that's a mark of obsession then it seems you're self-obsessed too.

...and ever since then you've been obsessed with him.

Don't be too sure of the order of events, there.

 

[John Corliss]

The F.A.Q. according to Andy Mabbett:

1. Talks about anything you want.
2. Never contribute *anything* to this group.
3. Stalk others obsessively.
4. Lie and spread dissention.
5. Hide behind your keyboard and slander others.
6. Troll like a MOFO.

 

[John Corliss]

Bryan writes


Why did you make it, then?

"I know you're one, but what am I?" Pitiful troll Andy. Definitely
subpar, even for you.

 

[Andy Mabbett]

The F.A.Q. according to Andy Mabbett:

1. Talks about anything you want.

Liar.

(but what about your posts about your family, your drinking, your bike,
you friends' holiday...)

2. Never contribute *anything* to this group.
Liar.

3. Stalk others obsessively.
Liar.

4. Lie and spread dissention.

Liar.

BTW, what "dissension"? Are we all supposed to obey you?

5. Hide behind your keyboard and slander others.

Liar.

(I am no more hiding behind my keyboard than you are behind yours).

6. Troll like a MOFO.

Liar.