That Half Life 2 Download Offer Bites My Ass-Crank!!!

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DP

You d/l the full game from Valve via Steam, only ONCE. From their, you play
the game as you would if it were on a CD. It works flawlessly for me. I've
been playing HL and CS via Steam with no problems whatsoever.
 
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Billy S

Yeah, I was a lil' confused in my initial post :)

But even so, I still don't like the idea of being forced to connect to
Valve's server every time I want to play a game, even if it's just a
single player game :( Seems like Valve's trying to force every one to
connect to their site for a reason. I'm guessing monthly subscriptions
for online play are coming soon.
 
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Darthy

Not only that, but it appears that even if you buy a retail CD copy of
HL2, once you play online THAT COPY TOO becomes "Steam enabled" and
can no longer be played without connecting to Valve's site :( Look at
this page:
http://www.steampowered.com/index.p...5505,27362300,1050915714,91503900&support=yes

It says "Note: some Steam-enabled single-player games (such as
Half-Life 2) purchased at a retail store will allow offline play until
the user decides to play online or enable other Steam functionality.
From that point on, an Internet connection will be required."

That's ****ING BULLSHIT! I think gamers need to start ragging on
VALVE and tell them they can shove steam up their ass!

What if your computer is not at home? No internet connection? LAN
party? etc.... it says "Offline/LAN" will be available soon... but
requires you to connect to DL content? WTF? It should ALL ready be
there...

This is confusing shit... Stupid confusion crap... worse than these
stupid video card sub-versions.
The real question is WHY is Valve trying to lock everyone into
connecting to their site and ONLY using their server browser. If you
look at the Steam site, they seem to be planning on charging a
subscription fee for online play at some point.

I hate Server browsers... In-game browser is best... Ihave not signed
up for my FREE VALVE account.
 
K

Kroagnon

DP said:
You d/l the full game from Valve via Steam, only ONCE. From their, you play
the game as you would if it were on a CD. It works flawlessly for me. I've
been playing HL and CS via Steam with no problems whatsoever.

And how much personally identifiable information did you submit in order to
play HL on Steam?

NO Steam, NO way. It is very clear that their intention is for a pay-to-play
business model. Unless we say NO now, other game companies will think they
can get away with it.
 
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JAD

What exactly is an 'ass-crank'? vision of a model 'T' crank handle hangin out yer ass?

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They always try this technique every other release of a major game, that way the pirating is cut and residual revenues keep coming
in. Blizzard was going to try that on battle.net with the release of starcraft.
 
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Billy S

LOL Well, I'm not entirely sure :)

I've always assumed that the phrase was slang for your dick. Seeee, it
sticks out like a crank for your ass :)

As you can see, something that "bites" your ass-crank would be very
horrible indeed :p
 
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Mike P

I knew a girl like that years back...
Billy S said:
LOL Well, I'm not entirely sure :)

I've always assumed that the phrase was slang for your dick. Seeee, it
sticks out like a crank for your ass :)

As you can see, something that "bites" your ass-crank would be very
horrible indeed :p
 
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