Internet Junkie
Apr 5, 2004
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One day, this guy who had been stranded on a desert
island all alone for 10 years sees an unusual speck
on the horizon.

'It's certainly not a ship,' he thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to
rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even
a raft.

Suddenly emerging from the surf walking towards him
comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing
a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and asks, 'How long
has it been since you've had a cigarette?' Ten
years,' he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on
her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh
cigarettes. He takes a long drag
and says, 'Man oh man. Is that ever good.'

She then asks him, How long has it been since
you've had a sip of bourbon?'

Trembling, he replies, 'Ten years.'

She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on
her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to
him. He opens the flask, takes a long
swig, and says, 'Wow, that's absolutely fantastic.'

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper
that runs down the front of her wetsuit, looks at
him seductively and asks, 'And how long
has it been since you've played around?'

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, 'Oh my
God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there'!!





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