In Richard Urban <
[email protected]> had this to say:
My reply is at the bottom of your sent message:
Remember, every download is legal and every statement is correct -
don't you know.
Richard.
Doh! My bad. I'll rush off and send 'em an email right away so that I too
can learn this secret. Believe it or not I actually have a couple of the AMD
K6-III CPUs kicking about the basement here and there. They were, in their
day, a great chip. Of course today your average cable box probably has a
faster CPU. Boy, if I could get one running at P4 speed I just might buy a
walk-in freezer to store them in and build my own cluster.
My ignorance is overwhelming it seems. I will Google "warez" and download
anything I find that says I'm able to do either own a program I don't have
legal rights to or do things that are nearly truly impossible to do with my
computer. While I'm there I'll get one of the RAM optimization tools,
something to route me through proxy servers (I really do want to use my
password for my credit cards while routed through a proxy server in Romania
you know) to be anonymous, and a tool to make Windows run as fast as a
cheetah.
Oh! I almost forgot! I'll need to get a registry cleaner that claims to fix
all known Windows problems, a spyware program from a SPAM message, and every
Norton product I can find. (I mostly want the Norton products to be able to
have them on hand to load to my Windows ME systems as I hear they're great
when installed on ME.) Now if I only had one or two of those free porn
dialers that call a small South Pacific Island to go with this I'd be just
about a well-rounded user. <g>
To top it all off, when the system is hosed and barely running, when I can
barely boot in a day and all of my credit card numbers are valid, I'll then
return and ask if a popup blocker will solve my problem and, when being told
it won't I'll insist I'm right. When I finally figure out that I'm wrong
I'll blame it all on Microsoft. There... Now that sounds just about right.
*feels good to let off a bit of steam once in a while*
Now that they posted an email in a newsgroup (I actually do use a real reply
to address but I'm well prepared to just delete massive amounts of email and
filter heavily as I believe in giving the OP a method to actually reach me
for additional questions) I have to wonder what they'll think of all the
messages that they get. I at least hope that it's their email address and
not the email address of an ex-employer or something. I probably should have
actually snipped it out of my post now that I think about it. Ah well...
Anyhow, yeah, if you read it in the NG it has to be true. <g> Actually I
make a couple of mistakes a week that I know about - usually from
mis-reading the post when I'm tired - and who knows how many other people
make or the intentional (or not) mis-information spread just in these groups
alone?
Galen