Sea joke

What did one wave say to the other wave?

Nothing. It just waved.


:wave:
 
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker. :D
 
How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance.
 
Anybody have a length of stout rope and a copy of the Boy Scouts book of illustrated common knots?
 
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

:p
 
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