Umm... no you don't. Open Word and type something like the following:
My Salary History
* From birth until I got a job at McDonald's - however much I could suck
out of Mommy and Daddy (plus the dollar I stole from Mrs Sanchez's bodega)
* For the three weeks I worked at McDonald's after I dropped out of high
school - more than I probably deserved but A LOT less than I thought I was
worth
* For the next 2 years while I was on welfare - as much of everybody else's
money as they would give me
* Off and on over the next couple of years when I could actually find
someone gullible enough to employ somebody with no appreciable skills - see
McDonald's (above)
* The last few years after I knocked up Janie Lynn and had to start
supporting her blue eye shadow habit (a condom would have been cheaper) - the
bare minimum that they pay "Greeters" at Wal-Mart
Modify the above to suit your particular situation.
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Cheers!
Gordon Bentley-Mix
Word MVP
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