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That's Mark Kent sitting in the wheelchair BTW.

http://tinyurl.com/38e9u8

http://www.jookster.com/viewjook.as...&ij=True&doc=4E85DD1E3EB04ABBB1D499A79D0221EC


http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/5aa9bbd2a2ac3bf2?hl=en&
http://groups.google.com/group/24hoursupport.helpdesk/msg/58ff4550dccedfb3?hl=en&
http://groups.google.com/group/24hoursupport.helpdesk/msg/de0dbfe7ce049fa2?hl=en&



Oh BTW2 here is the COLA FAQ as Well:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ +
+ C.O.L.A. Newcomer FAQ and Primer +
+ Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 +
+ Group: comp.os.linux.advocacy +
+ +
+ Copyright (c) 2002-2006 Linux Reality Team +
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Welcome to comp.os.linux.advocacy, otherwise known as cola. This
FAQ will try to address most of the issues regarding Linux and
this group. Unlike the other FAQs, this one will try to be as
realistic as possible. If you want the straight information from
real people, continue reading. If you would like to be told what
you want to hear, or read a bunch of misinformation that you will
regret later as you find things don't work as they should, feel free
to read one of the other "FAQS" in here.

OK, on to the info! ADDED NEW SECTION BELOW!

Here's a list of some frequently asked and answered question here
and elsewhere that you may find useful in your quest to try linux.
Read these carefully before you decide to invest time in Linux, you
may find that you have better things you can do instead.

SECTION ONE - INSTALLATION
--------------------------

1.1 Q: I heard linux was easy to install, is it?
A: That depends on what distro you try. Most of them will have
trouble detecting all your hardware. Most new hardware devices
are not supported. If your lucky you might be able to find
something that someone threw together on the net. But that's
after spending a couple hours searching and probably won't take
advantage of your hardware to it's fullest capability.

1.2 Q: Once I get it installed, then what?
A: Then you get the joy of making sure everything is configured
right. Plan on a minimum of two hours per device to get it to
work. That's if the device is even supported.

1.3 Q: What happens if I'm in the middle of an install and the
installation freezes or just stops?
A: You get to reboot and start all over again. :) This happens
every so often with Linux. It seems like it's buggy install
routines or something. Ain't Linux grand? :)

1.4 Q: What's the deal?! I installed Linux and it took up almost 2GB
hard drive space!
A: The Linux distros usually install a LOT of never-used programs
on the default install. You can pick and choose what you want,
but good luck figuring out what programs are needed and what is
useless, obscure tools. Linux usually installs stuff like 10
different editors, 12 different mail clients, and so on.

(more to come...)

SECTION TWO - CONFIGURATION
---------------------------

2.1 Q: What's with all these cryptic files?
A: All of Linux is configured with cryptic text files. Some of
the more user-friendly distros have configuration utilities
that claim to do it for you, but success with these works
sometimes and other times don't, so sometimes you have to
edit them by hand. With Linux's spotty reliability in UI
programming, you might as well get used to it.

2.2 Q: What is killall, HUP, ls, cat, rm, which, etc and why are
these programs telling me to do them? Arggg!!
A: These are command line programs that do things within the
system. It's what makes Linux a powerful OS for those that
are experienced with it. But it's also what makes it a pain
in the arse to use and inefficient as a desktop system. Who
wants to type all the time when they can just click?!

(more to come...)

SECTION THREE - APPLICATIONS
----------------------------

3.1 Q: Where can I get some programs to run on linux?
A: Good question. Because Linux doesn't have a large user base
on the desktop,(I think it's about 0.24%, less than 1%)
companies that make software won't write their programs for
Linux. There's a lot of community created programs out there,
and some are fairly good, but those are few and far between.
Most of the Linux software that tries to mimic it's windows
counterpart is substandard. It's usually slow and buggy and
early in development.

3.2 Q: I tried to install an RPM but I got 'failed dependencies', what
is that?
A: That's Linux's version of DLL hell. Different versions and
distros use different libraries. So unlike windows where
programs will run on many different versions, Linux programs
will fail if they're not made for your specific version.

3.3 Q: What is compiling and configure, make and make install? And
what is a makefile?
A: This is a way to build the programs from the source code
under Linux. When the question above fails, you can always
build it yourself. The advantage is that it works most of
the time. The disadvantage is that it takes forever to build
large programs, you need to know some cryptic commands and
you have to do all this on a command line. Unlike Windows
where you just double click and you are done.

3.4 Q: Can I go to my local store to buy any Linux applications?
A: Not really. You can buy Linux itself at various stores. But
not too many commercial companies make applications for Linux,
there's no profit in it with 0.24% of the desktop market.

(more to come...)

SECTION FOUR - SPEED ISSUES
---------------------------

4.1 Q: Why is Linux so slow?
A: Linux is built on the technology of the old UNIX OS's. Even
the graphical user interface of Linux is a separate program
that
is the same type they used back in the older UNIX days. So
working with old technology will give you the old technology
responsiveness. Also, a lot of the GUI's, although nice to look
at, are still not mature. Using them is slow and sluggish
compared to, say, Windows.

(more to come...)

SECTION FIVE - CONSISTENCY
--------------------------

5.1 Q: Why are the windows different looking?
A: Since Linux isn't built by one company, group or have any
governing body, programs and interfaces can vary dramatically.
You can have everything from the nice look of KDE, to something
as ugly as TK and everything in between. You'll usually see
some
varying UI stile in Linux.

5.2 Q: Should I buy Suse Linux?
A: No. They make it difficult to get it for free. All the other
distros provide free ISO's to download. Suse is the only one
that doesn't provide them but instead has a FTP install that's
hard to get to work. Why should they make it easy? The more
people that can't get the download to work have to spend $80
or more for the boxed set. And on top of all that although
it might have a few more user friendly tools, it's still the
same base Linux system that's in development and that all the
other distros are using. In other words, they're all on about
the same level of struggling to catch up to Windows, so you're
not going to find any earth-shattering features in one compared
to another.

(more to come...)

SECTION SIX - LINUX COMMUNITY
-----------------------------

6.1 Q: What is RTFM?!
A: This is an acronym for Read The Fuc*ing Manual. This is a
common
answer you'll get when asking for help in the Linux community.
It's meant to make you feel inadequate while boating the Linux
persons ego at the same time. See, Linux enthusiasts consider
themselves to be guru like and above helping out the simple
newbie. You have to earn your respect by spending countless
hours becoming a kernel hacker before you're worthy of getting
any help.

6.2 Q: Why does everyone think they are better than you when using
Linux?
A: Same as above. When people use Linux they believe since it
takes
a little more knowledge to use Linux, they are technically
superior,
and see themselves as an elite group that doesn't have time for
the
pathetic little Windows people.

(more to come...)

SECTION SEVEN - LINUX ADVOCACY, HELPING OR HURTING?
---------------------------------------------------

7.1 Q: Everyone in here says linux is perfect, why would they say that
if it isn't?
A: We really don't know. Maybe they've used Linux so long that
they've gotten used to it. Some of these people haven't used
Windows in years so they are comparing Linux to the last
windows
they used, maybe Windows 3.1 or 95.

7.2 Q: Why does everyone call you a troll when you ask something that
questions linux?
A: Most of the people here in C.O.L.A. think of Linux more like a
religion than an OS. They mostly are MS haters and feel that
Linux is the greatest thing to ever hit computing. So when
someone questions Linux it's like questioning their belief
system. Instead of looking at it with some logic and
reasonable
judgment, they will lash out at you can't claim your are a
troll
or a paid MS supporter.

7.3 Q: Why does everyone <PLONK> you if you question Linux?
A: Fairly similar to above, Linux advocates can not argue their
point rationally. So to make it look like you are under them
or
you are not worth it, and at the same time find an easy way out
of having to prove themselves, they will <PLONK> you.

(more to come...)
SECTION EIGHT - LINUX EVANGELISM, ZEALOTS
-----------------------------------------

8.1 Q: There are some people that call this FAQ lies and seem to treat
it like it's a conspiracy against them, and post all sorts of links
to anti-microsoft articles. Why are they reacting so strongly?
A: The people that are reacting so strongly are most likely the
Linux extremists that believe everything negitive that is said about
Linux comes from Microsoft. Like many cult-like groups, the people
that belong to them don't have the ability to see things rationally
or outside of their view. If someone replies to the FAQ, or
anything questioning a non-favorable view on Linux, that seems a
little
"over the edge", do a google search on the person
(http://groups.google.com/) and look at his/her posting history
then decide for yourself if the person is credible or not.

(more to come...)
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I'll say it again, who cares!
you're just an attention desperate antisocial whiner!


rest of the garbage snipped
 
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On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:14:19 -0800, roys.testicles wrote:

SECTION ONE - INSTALLATION
--------------------------

1.1 Q: I heard linux was easy to install, is it?
A: That depends on what distro you try. I find that most distros
are fairly easy to install, but I've been doing this for a
while (7+ years). Distros range from easy to hard. You should
find Ubuntu quite easy for the novice linux user. I can't
say I'd recommend Gentoo to a first time Linux user.

1.2 Q: Once I get it installed, then what?
A: Well.... what do you want to do? Productivity applications are
installed right out of the box, as are internet applications.
If you don't find an application you want, there is an easy to
use software installer. This all assumes you've installed a
distribution targeted at the desktop.

1.3 Q: What happens if I'm in the middle of an install and the
installation freezes or just stops?
A: It happens to me so rarely, I've forgotten. There is a known
bug with Fedora Core and ATI Video chipsets. I've had to use
text mode install to work around it.

1.4 Q: What's the deal?! I installed Linux and it took up almost 2GB
hard drive space!
A: The Linux distros usually install a LOT of applications. If you
find that there are too many, you can always uninstall some using
the utility. Alternatively, you can most likely find a distro
that is slimmer on the install.

SECTION TWO - CONFIGURATION
---------------------------

2.1 Q: What's with all these cryptic files?
A: They aren't really cryptic, they just look like it to the untrained
eye. Don't worry about it. You probably won't need to ever touch
them directly as most distributions have gui-based configuration
front-end for most, if not all, of these files.

2.2 Q: What is killall, HUP, ls, cat, rm, which, etc and why are
these programs telling me to do them? Arggg!!
A: You won't need to worry about them. These are command line
applications. You shouldn't need to do anything outside of
the GUI.

SECTION THREE - APPLICATIONS
----------------------------

3.1 Q: Where can I get some programs to run on linux?
A: You can use the installer that comes with your distribution.

3.2 Q: I tried to install an RPM but I got 'failed dependencies', what
is that?
A: Most likely the application needs a library that isn't currently
installed. This happens sometimes. How to resolve it does depend
on the distribution you are using. If you can, find an installer
that has been built "statically" (this means the libraries the
application needs had been built in).

3.3 Q: What is compiling and configure, make and make install? And
what is a makefile?
A: This is a way to build the programs from the source code
under Linux. When the question above fails, you can always build
it yourself. The advantage is that it works most of the time. But
Unless you have a certain level of experience, you may find this
to be a difficult process as you will need to download header
files. It can frustrate even the most experienced users, but is
very rewarding.

3.4 Q: Can I go to my local store to buy any Linux applications?
A: Most applications for Linux are available on the Web, for free or
for fee.

SECTION FOUR - SPEED ISSUES
---------------------------

4.1 Q: Why is Linux so slow?
A: I'm sorry you find it so slow. Unlike other operating systems which
were designed with a single user in mind, Linux is modeled after
Unix and BSD technology which was designed with multiple users in
mind. This means that the system assumes that you are not the only
person using the system and allocates resources accordingly. The
developers have made a lot of progress in this area and Linux is
far more responsive than it used to be, but like anything, it
could always be improved. Personally, I find that Linux is just as
responsive as other systems.

SECTION FIVE - CONSISTENCY
--------------------------

5.1 Q: Why are the windows different looking?
A: Since Linux isn't built by one company, group or have any
governing body, programs and interfaces can vary dramatically. You
can have everything from the nice look of KDE, to something as ugly
as TK and everything in between. You'll usually see some varying UI
style in Linux. Gnome and KDE are the two most popular and they
share a similar look and feel, so you shouldn't have too many
problems moving from one to another.

5.2 Q: Should I buy a Linux distribution?
A: You can if you want. Most are offered for free. However, when you
find one that you like, you should donate something. It can be
money, hardware or if you like, your time/services.

SECTION SIX - LINUX COMMUNITY
-----------------------------

6.1 Q: What is RTFM?!
A: This is an acronym for Read The F***ing Manual (or if you prefer,
'Read The Fine Manual'). Sometimes people ask questions that have
been asked ad nauseum and are told to RTFM. People sometimes get
a bit testy when asked the same question over and over again.
We're only human.

6.2 Q: Why does everyone think they are better than you when using Linux?
A: Well, they don't. They just believe they are using a better
Operating System. However, some advocates of certain proprietary
OSes act like idiots and are thusly insulted.

SECTION SEVEN - LINUX ADVOCACY
---------------------------------------------------

7.1 Q: Everyone in here says linux is perfect, why would they say that
if it isn't?
A: No system is perfect. I can't say I've ever heard anyone say that.
If anyone does, just call them on it. And remember, Linux may not
be perfect, but it's more perfect than some other operating
systems.

7.2 Q: Why does everyone call you a troll when you ask something that
questions linux?
A: Often, some advocates of certain proprietary operating systems
ask stupid questions, or create straw man situations, intending to
goad a response. They are then, justifiably, called a troll.

7.3 Q: Why does everyone <PLONK> you if you question Linux?
A: It may seem that way. Regular readers/posters to this group have
developed an ability to detect trolls and will use <PLONK> to
indicate to the world (and the troll) that they are no longer
reading their posts. This often causes the troll to "morph" to a
new name, and the process starts all over again.
 
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Guest

6.1 Q: What is RTFM?!
A: This is an acronym for Read The F***ing Manual (or if you prefer,
'Read The Fine Manual').

Which is the universal answer to any Linux question, and I guess is a lot
less effort than running a support forum.

Only thing is, you dutifully type:

man cOmmANd (note: Linux commands are always case-sensitive. This is a
clever ploy to prevent Microsoft spies from divulging them over the phone,
since any attempt to speak the command to another user will result in an
error.)

.... and you ask, "Is there a Daniel Jackson in the house??" when you get
three thousand pages of Goa'uld ... or is it Klingon?
 

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