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I did wonder where you got your sense of humour from?When I was eleven years old I was visited during the night by aliens from the third ring southwest of Alpha Centauri and in return for me giving them directions to Catford Town centre they bestowed upon me the power of levitation and I had great fun making my Dad's porridge float and spin some breakfast times and that is how the camera was mounted in the front of the vehicle.


Have you ever been detained under a section 12?![]()

It's called a 'Section 2', not 12, which in turn can be elevated to a 'Section 3', a 'Section 117' does not apply in this case ... you don't need to know how I know.![]()



floppybootstomp said:When I was eleven years old I was visited during the night by aliens from the third ring southwest of Alpha Centauri and in return for me giving them directions to Catford Town centre they bestowed upon me the power of levitation and I had great fun making my Dad's porridge float and spin some breakfast times and that is how the camera was mounted in the front of the vehicle.
Well, no, actually that's a lie. I used a purpose made tripod from RS with several bungees for stability. Tech finesse at it's most grandoise n'est ce pas?


Hope it can all be speedily sorted out... allowing for inevitable Bank Holiday delays, of course.floppybootstomp said:Oh, that Pony drink? I remember a sales rep coming into the pub where I was working doing a disco and asking the governor 'What would you say if I asked you for a Pony?'
And Billy pointed him towards the Gents' Karzi. The sales rep, puzzled, asked 'What do you mean'.
We all chuckled and guffawed.
Cockney rhyming slang: Pony = Pony and Trap - Crap as in 'I'm dying for a pony, where's the Gents?





