David made my short "block sender list"
Congratulations, David!
"Vanguardx" <see_signature> wrote in message
| "David H. Lipman" <
[email protected]>
| wrote in | > Please be advised that with immediate effect, I am
available to
| > assist people with difficulties with Microsoft products.
I can be
| > contacted on this email address:
| >
| > (e-mail address removed)
| >
| > If you have any problems with Microsoft Products then
contact me
| > direct. There is no need to post your queries on this
newsgroup.
| >
| > I hope I can be of help to you all.
| >
| > David H Lipman
|
| - David is the great and powerful Oz! David says, "Ignore
that man
| behind the curtain."
| - David has neglected to take his medication and is again
hearing those
| voices in his head.
| - David suffers multiple personalities, one of which has
him chanting,
| "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
| - David is a spammer who wants your e-mail address.
| - David Lipman is aptly named because he is a little "man"
and provides
| lip service.
| - David doesn't have a job and instead wants to spend all
his time
| reading e-mails.
| - David is very, very lonely and desperate for any
contact.
| - David doesn't know enough to even figure out how to set
the date on
| Daddy's computer but, of course, he really, really knows
everything
| about Microsoft products, yep, sure, uh huh.
| - David is still at that age where girls are yucky.
| - David's mother wishes he would turn off the computer and
go outside to
| play with the other kids.
| - David's expertise is evidenced by his rudeness in
multiposting instead
| of crossposting.
| - Wannabe David's expertise is further evidenced by his
lack of
| knowledge regarding the headers in his own post, like
NNTP-Posting-Host,
| where we can see this joker is impersonating David H.
Lipman (who posts
| to usenet from a verizon.net domain, not from virtelco.com
in the UK).
| Wannabe David hopes no one notices and he won't get his
account killed
| due to complaints but, alas, Wannabe David really has
still forgotten to
| take his medication.
|
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