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[mattmichler]

On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is basically
crap.
Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."
Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE
If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.
Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.
I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
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If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

I don't need to know the history to be able to read "Are you both even
over 21? " and to notice the dog pile on top of Mark and "The Rev". It
doesn't take more than one person to harass them. If Mark indeed did
break the rules of being MVP then he will suffer the consequences and
there is no need for multiple people to tell him that.

And how do you know what I would say if I did know the history? Again,
another immature comment.

 

[=?iso-8859-1?B?RnJpc2JlZa4=?=]

On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is basically
crap.
Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."

Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

"it's" is a contraction for "it is." "its" is the possessive form of
"it." I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say "since it is value is."

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I use the word in special cases now.

 

[mattmichler]

On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is basically
crap.
Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."
Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

"it's" is a contraction for "it is." "its" is the possessive form of
"it." I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say "since it is value is."

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I use the word in special cases now.

The trout are biting today.

 

[=?iso-8859-1?B?RnJpc2JlZa4=?=]

On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is basically
crap.
Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."
Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE
If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

"it's" is a contraction for "it is." "its" is the possessive form of
"it." I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say "since it is value is."

I use the word in special cases now.

The trout are biting today.- Hide quoted text -

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Indeed.

 

[Neil]

Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.

TMML (Spelling and grammar humour that Neil gets, oh the irony)

 

[djpimpdaddy]

Since everyone is in a great mood: Happy System Administrator
Apprecieation Day!

http://it.slashdot.org/it/07/07/27/1546203.shtml

or http://tinyurl.com/3c93et for all you MCNGP strict guideline
folks.

Matt, got a reel?

 

[lowdes [CertGuard]]

message
On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is
basically
crap.
Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."
Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
- Show quoted text -

If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

It is real, the history of lowdes.
Lets add some more.

I'm glad to see the MCNGP is not with CertGuard.
CertGuard makes the MCNGP look good.

Remeber the time lowdes did . . . . yes CertGuard you know.
Nevermind it wasn't lowdes, it was all his sock puppet penguins.

 

[CBIC]

Since everyone is in a great mood: Happy System Administrator
Apprecieation Day!

http://it.slashdot.org/it/07/07/27/1546203.shtml

or http://tinyurl.com/3c93et for all you MCNGP strict guideline
folks.

Matt, got a reel?

Is it a coincidence that this falls on my 3 year birthday? I think there are
other forces at work here.

 

[CBIC]

On Jul 27, 7:06 am, "Frisbee®" <[email protected]> wrote:

messagenews:[email protected]...

On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is
basically
crap.

Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."

Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
- Show quoted text -

If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

It is real, the history of lowdes.
Lets add some more.

I'm glad to see the MCNGP is not with CertGuard.
CertGuard makes the MCNGP look good.

Remeber the time lowdes did . . . . yes CertGuard you know.
Nevermind it wasn't lowdes, it was all his sock puppet penguins.

You are a strange little troll.

 

[Frisbee®]

On Jul 27, 10:01 am, "Taylor S. Ripley [CertGuard]"






message
On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is
basically
crap.

Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."

Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS basically
worthless.

Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
- Show quoted text -

If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

It is real, the history of lowdes.
Lets add some more.

I'm glad to see the MCNGP is not with CertGuard.
CertGuard makes the MCNGP look good.

Remeber the time lowdes did . . . . yes CertGuard you know.
Nevermind it wasn't lowdes, it was all his sock puppet penguins.

You are a strange little troll.

The real one, yes. This is an imposter. Oh, you mean he is, too. Agreed.

 

[lowdes]

On Jul 27, 12:10 pm, "(e-mail address removed)" <[email protected]>
wrote:
On Jul 27, 10:01 am, "Taylor S. Ripley [CertGuard]"






message
On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is
basically
crap.

Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."

Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS
basically
worthless.

Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
- Show quoted text -

If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

It is real, the history of lowdes.
Lets add some more.

I'm glad to see the MCNGP is not with CertGuard.
CertGuard makes the MCNGP look good.

Remeber the time lowdes did . . . . yes CertGuard you know.
Nevermind it wasn't lowdes, it was all his sock puppet penguins.

You are a strange little troll.

The real one, yes. This is an imposter. Oh, you mean he is, too.
Agreed.

This is the one and only lowdes.

 

[Frisbee®]

On Jul 27, 12:10 pm, "(e-mail address removed)" <[email protected]>
wrote:
On Jul 27, 10:01 am, "Taylor S. Ripley [CertGuard]"






message
On Jul 26, 10:06 pm, "The Rev [MCT]"
<[email protected]>
wrote:
I do however agree ..... that the value of certifications is
basically
crap.

Only you and Mark agreed on that point. And about the "grammar"
comment you're about to make, it is written "...the value of
certifications ARE basically..."

Certifications ARE
The VALUE of certificationS IS
The valueS of certification ARE

If I could give you the MOS Cert I would since it's value IS
basically
worthless.

Irregardless, there's nothing wrong with his grammar.

I'm glad you found it in your heart to add "irregardless" to your
lexicon. My day is complete.

I would like to thank CertGuard for making this discussion completely
immature and utterly useless.
- Show quoted text -

If you knew the history, you wouldn't say that.

It is real, the history of lowdes.
Lets add some more.

I'm glad to see the MCNGP is not with CertGuard.
CertGuard makes the MCNGP look good.

Remeber the time lowdes did . . . . yes CertGuard you know.
Nevermind it wasn't lowdes, it was all his sock puppet penguins.

You are a strange little troll.

The real one, yes. This is an imposter. Oh, you mean he is, too.
Agreed.

This is the one and only lowdes.

"it is real"
"remeber"
"penguins"

Nope.

Nice try, though.

 

[Michael D. Alligood [CertGuard, Inc.]]

I don't need to know the history to be able to read "Are you both even
over 21? " and to notice the dog pile on top of Mark and "The Rev".

Matt, my "are you both even over 21" comment was in reference to Stephen
being childish. Not a concern of yours. As far as "dog piling" on Mark
and Rev, this has not been the case. My comments have been directed
toward Rev because he is too quick to jump the gun and doesn't know who
said what and when.

It doesn't take more than one person to harass them. If Mark indeed did
break the rules of being MVP then he will suffer the consequences and
there is no need for multiple people to tell him that.

Welcome to newsgroup. People do not need to do a lot of things in here.
And yet you felt in necessary to involve yourself in this thread.

And how do you know what I would say if I did know the history? Again,
another immature comment.

What Taylor said was not immature, it was an assumption.

 

[lowdes]

It is real, the history of lowdes.

"it is real"
"remeber"
"penguins"

Nope.

Nice try, though.

Funny, lowdes needs to prove that it is him.
1. AMCNGP
2. Wants to fight CBIC behind Caseys.

I'm not sure what else you need to know.

 

[djpimpdaddy]

Now now now. Everyone calm down. We can all handle this like the
mature adults we are....isn't that right Reverend POOPYPANTS?

Stuck in a friday afternoon funk... is it 5 yet? <= )

Someone hack the timeclock...PLEASE

 

[CBIC]

2. Wants to fight CBIC behind Caseys.

Dude, you've just described half the people in town.

 

[lowdes]

Dude, you've just described half the people in town.

WOW

 

[Taylor S. Ripley [CertGuard]]

WOW

What the hell is up with 3rd person writing? Do socks have feelings
and opinions now?

 

[lowdes]

A sock asking a about how a sock feels?
Go find some dumpers so you can pump and dump it into BD or does it go the
other way around?

 

[Storm! Sams]

Pretty intense thread. I usually don't post to the Usenet groups but
I found this thread highly entertaining. Two things I just wanted to
say (I'll keep it short):

-Mark: for a MVP, posting links to a braindump site is completely
mind blowing. The fact you posted it so many times is really blowing
my mind....hope you value your MVP status. Scratch that, you don't
obviously. So much so, I doubt the validity of it all. Good luck
with keeping your "status".

-Rev: I'm confused. You keep replying so obviously you DO care. I
just saw your website and...wow...you care about a great many things.
One thing that bothers me is your rambling about faith? Are you a
Christian? If so, just from reading your blog you are very confused.
I live in High Point, so if you want to ever visit my church and gets
some knowledge you are most welcome to come. You have a lot of
opinions that are so contradictory it just blows my mind.

-Certguard guys: Just drop it. Dragging this out isn't helping your
case.

The sad thing is, egos in the IT world are just getting more and more
complex. This thread proves it. Guys, push away from your PCs and
get some fresh air. To set the record straight, let's exercise a
little bit of common sense. If an employer values certs then there
are value in them. I've worked with enough Microsoft Certified Gold
partners to prove you wrong.