[on-topic] Chuck Norris!

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Michael Starberg

some Chuck Norris facts:

- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets
Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws
down!

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his
own rage.

-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
 
Michael Starberg said:
some Chuck Norris facts:

- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water
gets Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

-Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws
down!

- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

- Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with
his own rage.

-Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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- There is only one thing Chuck Norris cannot do, and that is defeat
himself.

- Chuck Norris IS the blue screen of death.

Mythran
 
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