New Vista Theme Pack!

[Doris Day - MFB]

Add some excitement to Vista with the newest theme pack. Get the download
here ...

http://tinyurl.com/36tfgd

Guaranteed to make Vista more productive and usable. With this new theme
pack, you can run a marketing agency just like Frank does. He's already
converted over all 6 of his company's computers and claims that his
advertising business has been growing by leaps and bounds. He did have some
problems figuring out how to use the left knob, but Bill Gates paid him a
visit the other day and showed him how to use it. I'm sure if you need
assistance, Frank will be glad to help. <snort> <snicker> <belch> <smirk>

Love and Kisses,
Doris

PS. System Requirements:
4 GB RAM
2TB hard drive
512MB Graphics Card
Quad-Core CPU
Internet Explorer 7
MS Paint and MS Minesweeper (comes with Vista Business)

--
My Microsoft Hero (he loves this company!) ... http://tinyurl.com/yp9cn2
Vista - easy to hack - a warning: http://tinyurl.com/2nv4yl
BallmerBumBois: Frank, Julian, Richard Urban, Jupiter Jones, Harry Krause,
Feliks Dzerzhinsky
Sorry if I missed anyone, place your name here _________________.

 

[Frank]

Add some excitement to Vista with the newest theme pack. Get the download
here ...

http://tinyurl.com/36tfgd

Guaranteed to make Vista more productive and usable. With this new theme
pack, you can run a marketing agency just like Frank does. He's already
converted over all 6 of his company's computers and claims that his
advertising business has been growing by leaps and bounds. He did have some
problems figuring out how to use the left knob, but Bill Gates paid him a
visit the other day and showed him how to use it. I'm sure if you need
assistance, Frank will be glad to help. <snort> <snicker> <belch> <smirk>

Love and Kisses,
Doris

PS. System Requirements:
4 GB RAM
2TB hard drive
512MB Graphics Card
Quad-Core CPU
Internet Explorer 7
MS Paint and MS Minesweeper (comes with Vista Business)

Uhhh...you're confused (again?) doris, that's the latest version (v7.08)
of your beloved urbuttoo os.
Oh, BTW, the monitor you see is not included.
You can however, get the whole kit at Toys-R-Us including the monitor
for only $9.95 (+tax).
Guess what, they're marketed for ages 3-6 yrs., right in your age group!
But hurry, as supplies are limited.
(smirk)
Frank

 

[S2ie]

in your sig you had this: which is scary... hacking vista like that

http://techreckoner.com/windows-vista-hacking-video/

 

[Frank]

in your sig you had this: which is scary... hacking vista like that

http://techreckoner.com/windows-vista-hacking-video/

Oh, you mean the idiot opening the infected email?
That's doris. She's dumber than a door knob. Those genius "geeks" ran an
ad looking for someone who would open anything, anywhere at anytime.
Doris responded.
Aren't they clever?
My, my....
Frank

 

[Feliks Dzerzhinsky]

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PS. System Requirements:
4 GB RAM
2TB hard drive
512MB Graphics Card
Quad-Core CPU

Sounds like a good, general purpose computer computer, but I'd go with a
768 MB graphics card.



- --
Iron Feliks

Trolls are like babies. After feeding, they get stinky.
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[S2ie]

I believe doris uses linux that is immune to such attacks.

 

[Frank]

I believe doris uses linux that is immune to such attacks.

Yeah and she also believes that the earth is flat.
Frank

 

[Adam Albright]

Yeah and she also believes that the earth is flat.
Frank

You believe Vista is perfect. What a loser.

 

[Frank]

You believe Vista is perfect. What a loser.

Sorry you idiot, but I do not suffer from that delusion.
Frank

 

[dHard]

Sorry you idiot, but I do not suffer from that delusion.
Frank

what about other delusions?

 

[Frank]

what about other delusions?

Start naming them and I'll let you know.
Frank

 

[Doris Day - MFB]

This reply is not coming from Outhouse Express, hence not top posted ...

Start naming them and I'll let you know.
Frank

1) That you actually passed the Grade 4 reading comprehension class you just
went through for the third time.

2) That you are a CEO of a marketing company with many clients.

3) That Bill Gates visited you, or even knows you.

4) That Linux users are losers.

5) That using <snort> and <smirk> is an adult way to communicate.

6) That Vista is anything more than XP with higher resource requirements and
is really past beta stage.

7) That Linux isn't ready for the "average user".

8) That you really are older than 12 years old.

9) That you think MonkeyBoy Ballmer is a hero and should be emulated.

10) That you really don't need your mom's permission to purchase a fishing
license.

11) That you have a staff of 6 who work under you and do so productively
with your 6 Vista-only boxes.

12) That your sometimes reference to yourself as "we" in some of your posts,
refers to anything other than you and that turd in your back pocket.

13) That "witty" replies about diapers is anything but juvenile.

14) That you actually help promote Windows and Microsoft with your silly
posts.

15) That Linux is anywhere as insecure as Windoze and plagued with the same
amount of trojans, viruses and spyware as Windoze boxes.

16) That Linux hard drives require defragging.

17) That you know any Linux user who has actually got a virus that trashed
his/her system.

18) That Linux requires anti-virus software.

19) That you actually installed Linux once and didn't like it.

20) That I should spend anymore time outlining your delusions.

Love and Kisses,
Doris

--
My Microsoft Hero (he loves this company!) ... http://tinyurl.com/yp9cn2
Vista - easy to hack - a warning: http://tinyurl.com/2nv4yl
BallmerBumBois: Frank, Julian, Richard Urban, Jupiter Jones, Harry Krause,
Feliks Dzerzhinsky
Sorry if I missed anyone, place your name here _________________.