Mothers Day Gifts for a Motherboard

[letterman]

Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.

 

[Dave]

Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.

Give it the spa treatment. Vacuum it real good with a plastic wand,
preferably one with a brush attachment on the end of it.

Note: Do this only if your real mother wants a new motherboard for Mother's
Day. -Dave

 

[VanguardLH]

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Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.

An air-conditioned case. Hey, you never said anything about monetary
constraints or physical practicality.

 

[Dave Seven]

How about a vibrator shaped like a big penis. They love those.

You would only know that if that is what you got your mum last Mother's
Day. You sicko!

 

[VanguardLH]

You would only know that if that is what you got your mum last Mother's
Day. You sicko!

Maybe he keeps finding mom leaning up against the laundry washer during
the spin cycle.