More Tech Support Humour...

Jul 29, 2008
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It's always nice to remind ourselves why we love being in a Tech Support job :p lol

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Sure! It's really stuck.

Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet......

It's still on my desk... Sorry....


Tech Support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the

left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?


Tech Support: Good day. How may I help you?

Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech Support: Would you click on "start" for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; Don't start getting technical on me!

I'm not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've

even lifted the printer and placed it in front of

the monitor, but the computer still says he

can't find it...


Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................Thank You.


Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech Support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces


Customer: OK

Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.

Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one

does work...


Tech Support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in

apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the

number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in Capital Letters?


Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

Tech Support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Tech Support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five Stars.


Tech Support: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, Sorry... Internet Explorer.


Customer: I have a huge problem.

A friend has placed a screen saver on my

computer, but every time I move the mouse,

it disappears.


Tech Support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech Support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how

do I get the circle around it?


A woman customer called the Canon Help Desk with a

problem with her printer.

Tech Support: Are you running it under Windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a

good point. The man sitting in the cubicle

next to me is under a window, and his printer

is working fine."


And last but not least...

Tech Support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape

keys at the same time. That brings up a task

list in the middle of the screen. Now type the

letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech Support: On your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: What do you mean?

Tech Support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.



Chatter Box
Oct 6, 2005
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Nobody in particular said:

even lifted the printer and placed it in front of

the monitor, but the computer still says he

can't find it...


Still laughing :)

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