Microsoft's goals for 2006

[Sean Monaghan]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

 

[Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

It seems you really have new pants of humorr.

 

[A. Jinn]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

A company as big an bad as MS'
gotta have a hobby.

Would you prefer they ****ing kill Hollywood?


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[Frank ess]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

shh

 

[Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger]

shh

What a frank essed reply!

 

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[Orin Oríg]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

You are wrong!

Microsoft Corporation business goal for 2006 is upgrading from Melinda's
Venerable Priests to Melinda's Venerable Phallus.

By the way, my firewall crashed while online today . . .

But I still keep on going . . . and going . . . and going . . . and going .
.. . and going . . .


Orinello

 

[Frank ess]

You are wrong!

Microsoft Corporation business goal for 2006 is upgrading from
Melinda's Venerable Priests to Melinda's Venerable Phallus.

By the way, my firewall crashed while online today . . .

But I still keep on going . . . and going . . . and going . . . and
going . . . and going . . .


Orinello

shhhh

 

[Impeach or Resign, you've committed a crime]

A company as big an bad as MS'
gotta have a hobby.

Stale and obsolete?

Manufacturing software for use in torture practices?

I call that criminal, but, you know, you're a wuss...

 

[Paul Hovnanian P.E.]

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.
7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.
1. ****ing kill Google.

0. Order new office furniture (tire hanging by a rope for Balmer).

 

[Frank ess]

Stale and obsolete?

Manufacturing software for use in torture practices?

I call that criminal, but, you know, you're a wuss...

shhh

 

[Frank ess]

0. Order new office furniture (tire hanging by a rope for Balmer).

shhh

 

[Dennis M. Hammes]

What a frank essed reply!

We need myrrh frank essed sense, Goldie.

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[A. Jinn]

Stale and obsolete?

Don't appear to be.
The fact is, if MS went down the entire industry would collapse.

Manufacturing software for use in torture practices?

What?
If you study history, you will find MS is more clever than
unscrupulous.

I call that criminal, but, you know, you're a wuss...

Wow, now I know.

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After takin' a swig o' grog, Frank ess belched out this bit o' wisdom:

shhh

it.

(old kid's joke)

 

[Noodles Jefferson]

Monaghan took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006

10. ****ing kill Linux.
9. ****ing kill Steve Jobs.
8. ****ing kill Toaster Strudles.

Nooooooooo, not toaster strudles!

7. ****ing kill open source.
6. ****ing kill South Korea.
5. ****ing kill the EU.
4. ****ing kill Linus Torvalds.
3. Make love to Sun and...
2. ****ing kill Java.

They tried that. Sun sued the crap out of them and won.

1. ****ing kill Google.

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[Leonardo da Jinn]

Monaghan took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...


Nooooooooo, not toaster strudles!


They tried that. Sun sued the crap out of them and won.

For how much? A $100 million, right?

Chump change... The http://GatesFoundation.org
(if I remember this right) gave $100 million to the cure
of Elephantiasis in the same timeframe.

 

[Paul Allen]

Monaghan took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...

Top Ten Goals For Microsoft in 2006
[...]
2. ****ing kill Java.

They tried that. Sun sued the crap out of them and won.

For how much? A $100 million, right?

Chump change... The http://GatesFoundation.org
(if I remember this right) gave $100 million to the cure
of Elephantiasis in the same timeframe.

It wasn't about money, but rather about preventing Microsoft from
flooding the market with their proprietary version of Java. Sun
won, big time, although it's not clear what that win means for
their long-term survival. Java's on what, it's third GUI toolkit?
I was just thinking about learning Swing, and now it's out and
something else is in. That's a platform without a long-term
strategy. :-(

Paul Allen

 

[Frank ess]

"Impeach or Resign, you've committed a crime"
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wrote in message


Don't appear to be.
The fact is, if MS went down the entire industry would collapse.


What?
If you study history, you will find MS is more clever than
unscrupulous.


Wow, now I know.

Did you like these:
http://Clitin.Com/Art-Cody
http://Clitin.Com/Art-PT

(created with the assistance
of open source software)

ahhh

 

[Frank ess]

For how much? A $100 million, right?

Chump change... The http://GatesFoundation.org
(if I remember this right) gave $100 million to the cure
of Elephantiasis in the same timeframe.

shhhhh